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Mud was discovered in Britain by Darkie Scunthorpe in 1738
Darkie Scunthorpe was obsessed by the need for Oxygen and discovered Mud whilst on retreat in Kosovo recovering from a serious bout of Elephantis of the Gonads .
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:36,
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Air was discovered in Britain by Oswald Saxe-coburg in 1042
Oswald Saxe-coburg was obsessed by the need for Longbow and discovered Air whilst on retreat in Iraq recovering from a serious bout of Elephantis of the Gonads .
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 18 Apr 2009, 15:06,
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