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# ha ha ha I had been seeing her face on B3ta a bit regular the last few days
I didn't have the foggiest who she was until I got directed to a clip from the telly box. Bloody hells teeth she has a voice and a half!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 18:15, archived)
# there was a 'stripper' on the same program
cannot unsee what has been seen D:

'edit' nsfw/ish
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 18:16, archived)
# What??
I thought the programme she was in was some usual tabloid-sofa-friendly-take-your-brain-out-chav-herd-fodder, strippers on british telly?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 18:17, archived)
# I was a bit shocked!
I believe the modern parlance is 'Burlesque', tho I can't really see the Queen enjoying it TBH...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 18:19, archived)
# it's outraged the nation, at least 4 people complained
the telly-folk covered her bits up with union jack flags, also: one of her nipple tassles fell off.

loverly
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 18:20, archived)
# ha ha ha
Reeks of quality that does
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 18:21, archived)
# the fried egg boobs certainly weren't...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 18:23, archived)
# The quite amazing thing for me is she apparently has had no lessons at all,
I imagine with a bit of tutorage she'll be something rather special!

And some hair remover... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 18:18, archived)
# pffft
Always with the barb on the end :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 18:19, archived)
# Well lets face it, if you're gonna be seen a LOT on the media,
and female, it might be better not to be quite so, erm, 'distinguished'...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 18:21, archived)
# it'll
take more than a tub of veet to sort that atrocity out ;)

( I've never seen or heard her, I'll take your word she can warble ).
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 18:21, archived)
# There's some examples on links and Youtube, she's quite a treat!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 18:22, archived)