fuck the tie, how big is your cock?
i may be female, but i ain't no lady ;)
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:24,
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He was referring to his penis, but his grammar is utter toss
It should read "t'eye".
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:25,
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gah!
lucky for him, a huge cock is the only thing that can overrule my pedantry gland.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:32,
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^best chat up line ever
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manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord,
Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:26,
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my best chat-up line
is to point at a guy's face and say "is anyone sitting there?"
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:30,
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haha. I love you.
You fucking tramp ;)
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:32,
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ah, my entry in who's shagging who
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:35,
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