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[challenge entry] The Tay bridge disaster was utterly traumatic for the population of Dundee
Who were no longer easily able to escape the city.

The route via Perth being unimaginably grim.

From the Fluffy Disasters challenge. See all 329 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:12, archived)
# You know,
this was a nice idea, but I did it really badly.

I suck.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:13, archived)
# I like this
now stop fishing for compliments

You suck.
(I helped save b3ta! Duncoffin is life., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:18, archived)
# No, I am idle.
I thought of an idea and then was too idle to do it well.

I am going to bed in shame.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:19, archived)
# Yes, go to my bed in shame
but it's only half the shame you'll be feeling tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! Duncoffin is life., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:27, archived)
# got a link to that poem?
i love it!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:15, archived)
# Aye, I do.
www.dundeecity.gov.uk/disaster/pages/3.htm

I went to University in Dundee.

It holds many great memories for me, but I am not such a romantic as to remember it as not being a shithole, because it is.

A shithole where I had a lot of good times and met a lot of good people, but none the less the arse end of craptown.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:16, archived)
# the first line
was the inspiration for the doctor who theme*

i'm totally failing to go to bed here

*this is a lie
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:18, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:20, archived)
# Except, of course,
that you meant this one:

www.mcgonagall-online.org.uk/poems/pgdisaster.htm
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:18, archived)
# yep, that's the bunny.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:22, archived)
# thanks!
from what i've heard, it's paradise compared to glasgow
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:19, archived)
# wrong poem... I think he was after the mcgonagall one
www.mcgonagall-online.org.uk/poems/pgdisaster.htm

"And the cry rang out all o'er the town,
Good Heavens! the Tay Bridge is blown down,"
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:19, archived)
# I suspect that you are right.
Also that your refresh rate is low.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:20, archived)
# YOU PISSED ON MY MIND
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:20, archived)
# giant_squid and I discussed a version of this poem based on the WTC attacks
"For the fewer wars we start in error
The less chance we have of becoming the victims of fundamentalist Islamic terror"
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:21, archived)
# Oh, and SM is a real lady with a tits and a cunt and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:20, archived)
# cor!
*combs hair, straightens tie*
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:22, archived)
# fuck the tie, how big is your cock?
i may be female, but i ain't no lady ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:24, archived)
# He was referring to his penis, but his grammar is utter toss
It should read "t'eye".
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:25, archived)
# gah!
lucky for him, a huge cock is the only thing that can overrule my pedantry gland.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:32, archived)
# ^best chat up line ever
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:26, archived)
# my best chat-up line
is to point at a guy's face and say "is anyone sitting there?"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:30, archived)
# haha. I love you.
You fucking tramp ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:32, archived)
# ah, my entry in who's shagging who
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:35, archived)
# my band toured there back in 1993
We were invited to play for a Vintage Vehicle event out by some castle or other. It was OK (but then, I like old cars n stuff.)
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:21, archived)
# I was there in '93
Where did you play?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:23, archived)
# At Glamis Castle
Looks like it is an annual event - I stumbled across these pics of a recent show:
www.flickr.com/photos/10772705@N05/sets/72157606128555993/

I remember that we stayed at the "Earl Grey" Hotel.
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:39, archived)
# I have only been to Glamis the once.
It was nice enough, I suppose.

Your link is borked.

better?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:44, archived)
# That beetle was at Exeter Quay today!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:47, archived)
# i thought I fixed it - maybe not.
the auto format does not like @ in an URL

I took some pictures at the gig - some of the same vehicles were there.
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 0:00, archived)