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# Most life forms have smaller tits that the JJ drawings of them...
Though the quantity on offer may equate the same breasty volume as a whole.
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:39, archived)
# ha ha ha
so - if we made a squirrel with fake tits filled with the surgically removed tits of thousands of other squirrels... we'd bet getting close.

Sounds like something for the newsletter to me :)
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:46, archived)
# bastards
I'm going to go to bed tonight with visions of a red squirrel with furry Jordanesque breasts now.
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:50, archived)
# Lucky you...
I only get visits from grey squirrels in my dreams...
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:54, archived)
# I may even have
to shop that
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:02, archived)
# *gets surgical gloves, chloroform, silicone and small mammal sized scalpel*
*heads off to Epping Forest*
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:52, archived)