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# Same, lots of clothes going to the charity shop.
Some lucky big ladies are in for a treat.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:42, archived)
# Mine will be off to the charity shop
I've loads of things to go through, hopefully most of the other stuff will go on ebay or will be offered to friends
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:44, archived)
# being a man, i naturally wear clothes until they are rags so this is rarely a problem
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:44, archived)
# Being a woman, I find that size 22/24 skirts
do not fit my now much smaller frame (I've lost 5/6 dress sizes), and I wish not to flash my undies about town.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:45, archived)
# Don't wear any undies then
Go commando :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:47, archived)
# or that
poor public.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:47, archived)
# This is why I use a belt, as I have no arse and me trousers fall down
Not good in the summer, when going commando
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:49, archived)
# I went commando for a year
but now I own far too many pairs of pants to ever get away with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:50, archived)
# Some days in the summer you just have to
I don't do it when I have shorts on
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:52, archived)
# Women should never do it with short skirts on (Ms Hilton, I mean you)
long skirts is all fine, but never short.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:53, archived)
# yes muchly
or when wearing leg'ins, give everyone a chance to do some lip reading
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:55, archived)
# That strikes me as somewhat uncomfortable.
I (and I think many women) don't like being bisected.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:56, archived)
# I know, I saw a woman rower a few weeks a go
She a had a major camel toe going on, you must be able to feel that.

The bisecting thing also applies to men who wear trouser on the supposed said waist, I don't, because I do like the feeling of being castrated every time I sit down.
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:01, archived)
# never going commando again
not after the wee stain incident
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:54, archived)
# There's loo roll in boy's toilets, yes?
For when you go for poos?


Dab dab dab. Wait. Dab.

OR make a little hat for it!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:55, archived)
# There's always an extra dribble as you walk out.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:57, archived)
# Hence the wait bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:58, archived)
# It'll just wait till after the last dab.
You can't outsmart it.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:00, archived)
# Oh arrr, there always is
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:58, archived)
# dab it with bog roll then
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:57, archived)
# tsk, you women, just get pregnant like Mrs Monstrinho, keep you fat for years to come
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:48, archived)
# Don't tempt me, I am ripe for babbying
but we live in a one bedroom flat and probably won't be able to move for some time.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:49, archived)
# no babby for me
just the practise
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:52, archived)