It's one of the reasons I don't work in pubs any more
I'm fed up of men's toilets. I wouldn't mind, but everyone that goes in pubs is over the age of three and you've all got DIRECTABLE NOZZLES.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:43,
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Exactly...
I can only conclude there is an element of choice in the matter as I have never pissed on the floor / seat / walls, either accidentally or deliberately.
That said, your gender manage to piss in some odd places too considering you sit OVER the blummin' pot...
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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:46,
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So I've heard, although I've been lucky enough to not really encounter other ladies' spillage
and I always manage to get it all in the loo myself. Mummy, WOW, I'm a big girl now.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:48,
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Yay for us!
We can pee properly!
*glees*
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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:50,
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*high piss five*
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:51,
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*attempts*
*puts hip out*
owwww...
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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:52,
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