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# Ghostbusters go to the little boys room

i've wanted to do this for a long time, but i ve got feeling is been done many of times before :(
(captinLOLschool saracism is my friend, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:23, archived)
# Jesus
that's a horrible urinal.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:24, archived)
# ^ this
who'd want to fuck that?

it wouldn't touch the sides
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:25, archived)
# Who would want to fuck
any urinal?
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:26, archived)
# If you look at her stockings
you can see battle scars were people have tried before
(captinLOLschool saracism is my friend, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:27, archived)
# don't knock what you haven't tried
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:32, archived)
# I'm not fucking knocking that!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:19, archived)
# ^good god, THIS
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:27, archived)
# I wouldn't p*ss in it if it was on fire!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:41, archived)
# that would help put you out though
.
(captinLOLschool saracism is my friend, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:43, archived)
# Yeah still not loading
Try the edit button this time not delete.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Hahahahaha is that urinal real? :D
Edit: found it :)

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:24, archived)
# It's where Mini Me goes for a mini wee.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:32, archived)
# Hahahaha awhat>??!/!?
Edit: and I think you want "Ahhhhhhhh" not "awwwwwwww" it looks like have just seen a kitten. not emptied their bladders :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:24, archived)
# is it not possible they've done both?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:29, archived)
# Holy fuck!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:25, archived)
# that's a pretty cool pisser. I'd like to wizz in it.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:25, archived)
#
w j
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:26, archived)
# that too, but remember, I'm a very kinky boy.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:28, archived)
# That urinal is the sort of thing that appears in totally fictitious QOTWs....
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:26, archived)
# *awards prizes to riverghost*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Ye gods...
What the fuck is that it the last frame?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:30, archived)
# for some reason it makes me think of Silent Hill 2
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:32, archived)
# Ha ha ha
^ This
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:34, archived)
# it is a urinal with a sculpture resembling a woman's legs around it.
hence the urinal is in the position her vagina would be.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:32, archived)
# I believe it's called a peasant amuser.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:33, archived)
# It's fucking revolting, that's what it is.
*harumphs*

Edit: Certain things, only *certain* things mind you, really are too much - *points* that's one of them.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:38, archived)
# I've not seen many nice urinals, I have to say.
They tend to all be dripping. Is there a secret pub rule that you have to try and cover all of it?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:40, archived)
# The ones downstairs in the Weatherspoons next to Marble Arch Odeon are bloody classy.
And, the metal wall ones in the Royalton Hotel in NYC are damn cool also.

No, I'm not keeping a blog about it... ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:42, archived)
# Classy. Wetherspoons. Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:44, archived)
# Ah, well - they inherited the boozer.
It's a Weatherspoons now, it used to be decent.

I read you, though.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:45, archived)
# This must be seen with my own two eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:47, archived)
# From what I can gather the pub rule is to piss all over the floor
thus ensuring that anyone wearing something longer that hotpant gets a piss soaked trouser hem for the rest of the night.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:42, archived)
# It's one of the reasons I don't work in pubs any more
I'm fed up of men's toilets. I wouldn't mind, but everyone that goes in pubs is over the age of three and you've all got DIRECTABLE NOZZLES.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:43, archived)
# Exactly...
I can only conclude there is an element of choice in the matter as I have never pissed on the floor / seat / walls, either accidentally or deliberately.

That said, your gender manage to piss in some odd places too considering you sit OVER the blummin' pot...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:46, archived)
# So I've heard, although I've been lucky enough to not really encounter other ladies' spillage
and I always manage to get it all in the loo myself. Mummy, WOW, I'm a big girl now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Yay for us!
We can pee properly!

*glees*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:50, archived)
# *high piss five*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:51, archived)
# *attempts*
*puts hip out*


owwww...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:52, archived)
# i would rather be in a piss filled mens room
then have to say no to one of those fucking toilet men, they are literally taking the piss no pun intended
(captinLOLschool saracism is my friend, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:46, archived)
# toilet men?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:47, archived)
# they try to put soap on your hands and give you kitchen towel to
dry your hands. then they expect you to pay them a pound . daily light robbery
(captinLOLschool saracism is my friend, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:50, archived)
# And squirt you with scented water...
don't forget the scented water.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:51, archived)
# yeah the bastards
and if you dont give them a pound they give you beedy eyes
(captinLOLschool saracism is my friend, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:53, archived)
# The guilt!
The terrible terrible burden of guilt!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:55, archived)
# what the fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:51, archived)
# I had that Egon toy
and the tie was snapped off in exactly the same place :)
(I helped save b3ta! Furness, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)