noput brown sauce on his seat before he sits down. it'll look like he's shat himself. see if his new bloke likes him then.
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Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:44,
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AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH THIS IS THE SKILLZOH OH OH I AM SO FUCKING TRYING THAT ON A FEW PEOPLE. OH YEAH OH YEAH
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Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:46,
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i once followed an old spanish manand sprayed the back of his coat with fart spray. it was very childish, but i was drunk and he'd looked at me funny.
besides, it was an improvement on his previous fusty odour.
(besides, it was an improvement on his previous fusty odour.
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