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[challenge entry] Cheeky pea for compo

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(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:30, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:31, archived)
# OH you'll feel better when you've seen 20,000 Sting posts!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:42, archived)
# You mean like last time we had this compo?
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:08, archived)
# even you're peeing in new threads?
:( tut tut.

edit: oh is that green thing a pea? :S
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:32, archived)
# *psst. It's a joke*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:33, archived)
# i sortof figured that out yes. :S I'm not with it this evening...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Evening?
EVENING?!

Now listen here, boy! It's early afternoon and you'll enjoy it, y'hear?!

Let that be the end of the matter.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:36, archived)
# Bloody foreigners
Coming over here with their fancy time zones and evenings and things.
All times should be standardised to British time!

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:38, archived)
# It's just a linear transform and it's all arbitary anyway.
meanwhile something is bugging me: I know a bloke who used to whine a lot about not getting any (about ten times worse than me) now he's getting some he is intolerably smug can is it wrong to feel pissed off?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:38, archived)
# No
I think you should also kick him in the testes and steal his bird.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:39, archived)
# There is, of course, this method as well
Known as the "Tony Morrisey Maneouvre".
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:40, archived)
# he's gay.
and while his bf is a nice bloke, I don't find him attractive in the least
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:40, archived)
# Maybe there's a lesson to be learned here
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:41, archived)
# don't tempt my bigoted heritage into a NO POOFTAHS rant
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:42, archived)
# And that presents what problem?
Or have you suddenly become picky as well as oversexed?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:41, archived)
# hahahah I'm just clarifying it isn't a bird.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:43, archived)
# Not at all.
The formal response to such behaviour is to piss in his drink when he goes off to the toilet.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:39, archived)
# no it's not wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:40, archived)
# goodie.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:47, archived)
# No
if that's all that's important to him, no wonder he wasn't getting any. I bet his new bloke's a bit of a slag, too.
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:42, archived)
# no that's the thing they're both really nice just one of them is really annoying me.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:44, archived)
# no
put brown sauce on his seat before he sits down. it'll look like he's shat himself. see if his new bloke likes him then.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:44, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH THIS IS THE SKILLZ
OH OH OH I AM SO FUCKING TRYING THAT ON A FEW PEOPLE. OH YEAH OH YEAH
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:46, archived)
# i once followed an old spanish man
and sprayed the back of his coat with fart spray. it was very childish, but i was drunk and he'd looked at me funny.
besides, it was an improvement on his previous fusty odour.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:48, archived)
# Oooo that is cheeky
*invites to a roast*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:32, archived)
# :D
fucking hell I'm bored.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:33, archived)
# Sorry about t'other day
Was just messin. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:38, archived)
# Don't be bloody silly.
*hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:40, archived)
# :D
*hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:40, archived)
# If I see my arse about something, give it an hour or so and I'm usually alright.
Believe me, pet, if I didn't like you you'd know about it, and there's only a few on here that count as not being liked by me anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:42, archived)
# Go and trip up an ugly stranger.
Does wonders for the soul.

I say "soul" - I mean "gives a quick feeling of lols"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:42, archived)
# No, I'm a nice person.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:43, archived)
# I once described my mate as "nice".
He was bloody furious.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:15, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:35, archived)
# He's not very cheeky is he?
:P
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:36, archived)
# you can't see it
but he's got his cock in a bottle of salad cream
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:38, archived)
# Faith is restored!
Afternoon Smash!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:40, archived)
# 'noon!
i am procrastinating today
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:42, archived)
# As one should every day!
I am doing the same, this afternoon anyway.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:47, archived)
# i am living in a midden
i really need to clean, but i can't be arsed. if i start around 3, i'll still have time to hang the washing out before bingo.
fucksocks! the bins go out tonight, too!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:53, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:44, archived)
# it's stingily tasty
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:51, archived)
# you big mong
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:39, archived)
# haha!
marvellous
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:41, archived)