in the future, names are rationed
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:28,
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More people
less names to go round.
It makes sense.
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Barbarossa is not my real name,
Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:30,
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Fruit and Nut
Ian Fruit and Iain Nut are flatmates. Ian Fruit is allergic to nuts while Iain Nut is allergic to fruit. Ian Fruit is a homosexual whilst Iain Nut is criminally insane. Each week Iain Nut puts pieces of fruit and nut chocolate in both their food.
With hilarious consequences.
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Jeru War and Piss,
Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:34,
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BBC 3 would buy bothof them
as long either Horden and Corne or Ralf Little appear in them
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:48,
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