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# ALL ABOARD THE SKULLTRUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 19:37, archived)
# NEXT STOP, FUCKING IDIOTVILLE USA
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 19:40, archived)
# "OH NO JOHN! This town has been taken over by zombies."
"Don't worry honey...they're just fucking idiots."

*panning crane shot*
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 19:42, archived)
# "Oh no John, I'm so scared, my hands a trembling so much I can't even rub my pussy...could you rub it for me."
"...well"
"Oh that's so much better. God your hands feel good."
"That's not my hand."
"My you are a lucky man then."
"No I mean I'm standing over here."

*cue elaborately choreographed vagina-zombie hand fight*
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 19:47, archived)
# Continue...
Please!
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 19:48, archived)
# Hey, that was my favourite episode of Hannah Montana, too!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 19:51, archived)
# Mine is the one with the nip-slip
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:20, archived)
# MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 19:49, archived)