Gives you cancer.
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_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences,
Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:19,
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Yeah, but cancer makes you run faster.
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Ttssattsr,
Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:20,
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every thing does
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:20,
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Well, it doesn't cure cancer, then.
Except green tea. Hot green tea gives you cancer and then cures it again.
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_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences,
Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:23,
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Looking on the bright side, it works both ways.
If you've got cancer, people are far more willing to bring you a cup of tea.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:21,
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