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# OH NOES :(

I ran out of milks so I has to have black tea :(

What's better?
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:15, archived)
# Have coffee instead. It's better.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:16, archived)
# Get out
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:17, archived)
# Uh oh.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:18, archived)
# TEA V COFFEE WAR!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:20, archived)
# Tea is lame.
Coffee wins. Everyone rejoices and opens a beer.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:21, archived)
# Tea is for breakfast
Coffee is for staying awake for the rest of the day
(semi pro : explorer, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:23, archived)
# "That insipid opiate of the masses."
As I believe Ian Fleming put it...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:27, archived)
# I do remember one day back in 6th form
the lady behind the cafe counter refused to sell me any more double espressos after 6. The computer I was working on was spinning at the time...
(semi pro : explorer, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:34, archived)
# Hahaha
I'm sorry sir, I think you've had enough.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:38, archived)
# you've not had a proper cup of tea
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:28, archived)
# I think we can all agree beer > tea or coffee
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:30, archived)
# i don't like beer
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:30, archived)
# I don't particularly like tea or coffee
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:31, archived)
# Not all women do. It's okay - you're not alone.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:32, archived)
# By which, I mean you're a girl.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:32, archived)
# my hairy bollocks beg to differ
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:36, archived)
# ^^
This needs an animated picture and I lack the tallent.
(semi pro : explorer, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:40, archived)
# It doesn't count if they're not your own though, you know?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:43, archived)
# pfft
just cos urs are in a bottle on your mantle piece :P
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:48, archived)
# Quick guide

/The Neville
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:27, archived)
# Yorkshire tea ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:28, archived)
# FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:29, archived)
# haha. I wouldn't even
breathe the air in Yorkshire let alone drink any of their sludge.

And if you fucking want some Yorkshire, we are still here you filthy, white-rose peasants ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:34, archived)
# Fuck off! Yorkshire air is clean and lovely!
And the water is most delicious aswell :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:36, archived)
# It should be.
I stand atop the Pennines each morning with my fellow Lancastrians...and piss in it.

Yorkshire would be quite nice if we culled all the people and gave the land back to god's people.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:39, archived)
# indeed, freshly piped from wooden mains
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:39, archived)
# Fact!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:30, archived)
# Coffee is winning somehow though
it must be Catnipppp and his silent army of conspiracy theorists doing it.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:32, archived)
# I know :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:34, archived)
# Or me
and my army of proxys and overseas webservers.*


* ( It's not me but it will be if coffee looks like losing, I fixed the last one ;))
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:35, archived)
# Haha! Yes, I remember that, you cunt! :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:37, archived)
# How dare you subvert an internet poll. Where are the international observers.
This is a sad day for democracy.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:37, archived)
# What Felix said
I voted for tea when I noticed that coffee was winning.
I like both anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:40, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:40, archived)
# UM.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:31, archived)
# Okay fair to apoint
but where is my Donkey?
(semi pro : explorer, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:38, archived)
# Noes!
Quick, rush down to the nearest shop/garage so it doesn't happen again.
You big silly.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:17, archived)
# You forget I have no monies :(
Apparently it comes on saturday :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:17, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:18, archived)
# I got mine last Sunday...
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:19, archived)
# Bastard!!! :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:19, archived)
# Think of the interest I've earnt since then.
Nil.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:21, archived)
# More than me, with my -£1788
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:23, archived)
# Gawd, you really need that loan don't you.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:17, archived)
# Yep!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:17, archived)
# I also have no food, but that's due to the shops being miles away and me being more lazy than starving at the moment.
I just had a plain cream cracker.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:20, archived)
# Hahaha I get that too
Just wait until hungry is greater than lazy and do an emergency shop dash.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:21, archived)
# I just had some toats with some stolen spread
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:22, archived)
# tea and coffee are gay!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:17, archived)
# YOUR ALL GAY!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:18, archived)
# main screen turn on
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:19, archived)
# Tea should be black, that is the right way to drink it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:18, archived)
# Gives you cancer.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:19, archived)
# Yeah, but cancer makes you run faster.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:20, archived)
# every thing does
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:20, archived)
# Well, it doesn't cure cancer, then.
Except green tea. Hot green tea gives you cancer and then cures it again.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:23, archived)
# Looking on the bright side, it works both ways.
If you've got cancer, people are far more willing to bring you a cup of tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:21, archived)
# No, it's not milky enough
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:19, archived)
# milk is on exceptable in rubbish tea, like PG tips or tetley
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:21, archived)
# I don't mind black tea
with a bit of milk.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:20, archived)
# all tea should be drunk with out milk
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:22, archived)
# You sir, are a nonsense
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:23, archived)
# I mean real tea
Not the rubbish like the everyday brands
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:24, archived)
# ^This^
But it has to be damn good tea to have it black.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:28, archived)
# I drink Twining's Lady Grey, delicately infused with orange, lemon and bergamot
and milk and three sugars.

It is convenient that it's not so bad to drink black when I've run out of milk, though. Black PG is horrid.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:29, archived)
# black tea is the true tea
milk was only added due to the lack of sugarcane in the united kingdom
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:18, archived)
# But I like cow lactations in my tea
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:20, archived)
# i'm slightly lactose intollerant
:(
ice cream makes me retch and chocolate turns my insides inside out
D:
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:21, archived)
# Only yanks are lactose intolerant
Your malady can be put down to plain weirdness ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:24, archived)
# what am i then?
i'm not a yank
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:32, archived)
# Lully?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:38, archived)
# Yay :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:50, archived)
# Milk was add to cool the tea down so it didn't break the earthen wear cups
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:20, archived)
# Hot chocolate made with green tea
Yum.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:41, archived)
# An interesting idea
I will have to investigate.
(semi pro : explorer, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:59, archived)