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# ROSS KEMP AS PIXEL
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OH HAI LEMONS

HOW IS YOUR PHONE LOLOLOL!?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:33, archived)
# STILL STOLEN :( LOLOLOL
3 are being superawesome and sending me an early upgrade despite me not having any insurance.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:35, archived)
# Oh that's nice of them
Im with o2 and my phone is old, I'd happily have it stolen for a new one
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:36, archived)
# That can be... arranged.
I know a guy with a hatchet. Very convincing. Very realistic.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:37, archived)
# Is he chinese?
actually I'll need it for a bit first.
I need to chase up a company for not calling me when they said they would :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:39, archived)
# I thought you were joking about that.
Who the hell mugs someone at hatchet point? An 18th century butcher?
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:42, archived)
# Unfortunately not.
I was expecting a gun or something. The hatchet kind of threw me a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:44, archived)
# Did you have a backpack on.
You totally should have slowly unzipped it, thrown the entire thing in the air. Then when he was distracted run up and backflip off a nearby parked car, landing crouched on the pavement straining and shouting massively like you're charging up your special move.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:47, archived)
# The thought had crossed my mind
but as he was chinese I knew his power rating would be well over 9000.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:50, archived)
# Could you have not just baffled his kung fu by doing the english thing of shouting and spinning your arms?
That generally scares everyone, the more potentially dangerous the opponent the more mental you seem doing it.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:52, archived)
# I didnt want to accidentally get hit with an axe.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:54, archived)
# POOF
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 1:06, archived)