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# My uncle's a policeman, and he's a proper lovely sort.
Hooray for the police. They've arrested me a few times, but only when I was being a naughty captain. They've also looked after me a few times, and a police lady once rugby tackled someone who assaulted me and left me scarred for life.

Police people: brill.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:29, archived)
# was she a sexy police lady?
did the two of you kiss and cuddle after?

*goes off for a quiet moment*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:32, archived)
# Not really my type, I like them girly.
However I definitely would as a way of thanking her.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:34, archived)
# *PHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:34, archived)
# I'd gently but firmly remove her utility waistcoat
before wrestling to get a couple of fingers hooked in her sports bra....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:37, archived)
# stop it! stop it!
oh too late.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:39, archived)
# I haven't even got to the bit where she gets to decide where I put her truncheon.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:42, archived)
# I'm sure
I've heard of a DVD with this storyline...
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:43, archived)
# *faints from zinc deficiency*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:43, archived)
# I might do some books on tape.
Fae's Filthy Fairytales.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:47, archived)
# *polishes capstan*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:50, archived)
# Naughty.
RIGHT m'off.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:52, archived)
# I say...
steady on...
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:42, archived)