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# I actually like the crosseyed one
and really fancied the irritating one a year ago. been miserable ever since I walked past her a few weeks ago. I sortof finally forgot about her and then she has to reappear.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:58, archived)
# So start taking the piss out of her... playful banter like...
Then, once you've established a reputation for saying nasty / outlandish things, you can quite openly ask to put your cock in her mouth to keep her quiet, and no-one will berate you for it.

Bonus being, she might* suddenly become all lusty and agree to it.

*won't
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:00, archived)
# That just gave me the reputation for being a grumpy rude arsehole
I must have done it wrong.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:02, archived)
# Evidently...
You need to do it in a flirty, 'I'm joking' kind of way...

If you get it right then...

erm...

I don't know, it's never worked for me either.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:05, archived)