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# Fair enough.
I've never really got into it myself. I always think I look like an arse when I run.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:42, archived)
# pfft, what do you mean when you run?
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:43, archived)
# Well, obviously I have a head start already.
The hair flailing all over the place doesn't help matters.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:46, archived)
# Don't chop it off.
If you ever feel like you might, don't.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:47, archived)
# My girlfriend won't let me apparently.
And it doesn't seem to be a problem despite working in a hospital, so I'll probably keep it for a while.
Until I start looking like a middle aged man trying desperately to cling onto his youth. Or go grey/bald.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:50, archived)
# Noooooo if it goes grey let it stay
you'll look proper lovely.

Good on your girlfriend, all chaps should have long lustrous hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:51, archived)
# I'm more worried about the receding hairline.
The skullet isn't a look I'm comfortable with. I think only Devin Townsend can manage it.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:55, archived)
# That's an interesting definition of manage....
Are you? From the pictures in your profile it'd appear not, but it's hard to tell without a photophotophoto.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:56, archived)
# Oh, it all looks fine at the moment, the hair hides it nicely.
Under that, it's definitely retreating
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 18:00, archived)
# *worries*
BYE PORSCHE.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 18:02, archived)
# I went swimming once when my hair was long..
I almost drowned when I started doing front crawl and turned my head to breath and instead got a mouthful of wet hair.

bad times. :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:50, archived)
# This is a serious problem.
I stick to breast stroke now, and not just for euphemistic purposes.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:51, archived)
# 15 bonus points for that one, sir
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:55, archived)
# I was just thinking 'how weird, that's not happened to me'
conveniently forgetting that my version of swimming is thrashing around like I'm being electrocuted for half an hour, only to open my eyes and realise I've gone about four metres.

\o/ talent, that's called. You'd be hard pushed to find a shittier swimmer than me who hasn't drowned.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:53, archived)