I wouldn't trust the person you have coffee with.He, she or it is obviously going back in time to patent your ideas.
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sat 25 Apr 2009, 12:44,
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I hope they haven't patented my time machine already, then.Bloody master's students...
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 25 Apr 2009, 12:46,
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the problem with patenting a time machineis that it becomes a war of attrition
each person travels further back in time to be the original inventor
until such point that I don't know where I'm going with this
(each person travels further back in time to be the original inventor
until such point that I don't know where I'm going with this
discomeats This canoe,
Sat 25 Apr 2009, 12:53,
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But wouldn't you just end up folding the fourth dimension through the fifth dimension and therefore come out in your own tangent reality?Completely unaffecting everyone in your previous reality.
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Sat 25 Apr 2009, 12:55,
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I'd probably cheatby creating a pocket universe and tricking the other patentees into going then closing the gateway to this mode of existence
then! I would be the ultimate time machine inventor!
of course, with all my enemies being such skilled scientists they may find a way out and come back to defeat me, however! my foolproof plan involves cloning the other time machine makers and using their intellect to find a way to defeat them!
HAH! A Plan with no flaws or logic!
(then! I would be the ultimate time machine inventor!
of course, with all my enemies being such skilled scientists they may find a way out and come back to defeat me, however! my foolproof plan involves cloning the other time machine makers and using their intellect to find a way to defeat them!
HAH! A Plan with no flaws or logic!
discomeats This canoe,
Sat 25 Apr 2009, 12:59,
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