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# don't dis tapirs!
They have friends in high places*


*giraffes
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 8:25, archived)
# heh
 
I wish the song "Sit Down and Shut Up" by Zoogz Rift was somewhere (free) on the Internet
because that's where the line about swallowing a fucking bowling ball originates
in reference to himself, of course
CHRISTMAS LIGHTS? ON THE PIANO? THIS BAND'S GONNA BE WEEEIIIIRRRRD MAN
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 8:29, archived)
# *looks round*
Does anyone have a Rapitinui to English dictionard on their person?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 8:31, archived)
# last I heard he was very ill, he may have died
 
www.trouserpress.com/entry.php?a=zoogz_rift
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 8:36, archived)
# SAUSAGE AND CHIPS!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 8:36, archived)
# now I want sausage and chips
with egg

and beans
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 8:44, archived)
# beans should not be allowed on a fry up!
If you have chips they make them soggy, they sully the wonderment of egg yolk and add a fake tomatoiness to fried tomatoes.

I know this is social suicide but BEANS ON FRY UP HATERS UNITE! OVERTHROW THE SHACKLES OF HEINZBASE OPRESSION!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 8:50, archived)
# don't be talking no communist crap, boy!
I say don't be talking none of that!

you must have some pretty leaky beans if they make your chips go soggy, clearly, you're doing them wrong :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 8:54, archived)
# Oh you're the worst sort of fascist!
One who stews their baked beans!:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 8:56, archived)
# well his myspace page is active still
www.myspace.com/zrmusicpage

but last I looked he said he wouldn't be actually posting or reading it due to his eyesight
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 8:38, archived)
# Has he been wanking a lot?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 8:47, archived)
# nah I think it was cancer or something
 
that stuff about wanking is just a myth you know, like free trade or the tooth fairy
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 8:59, archived)
# I don't believe you
I once got wanked off by the toothfairy.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:01, archived)