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# heh
 
I wish the song 'Sit Down and Shut Up' by Zoogz Rift was somewhere (free) on the Internet
because that's where the line about swallowing a fucking bowling ball originates
in reference to himself, of course
CHRISTMAS LIGHTS? ON THE PIANO? THIS BAND'S GONNA BE WEEEIIIIRRRRD MAN
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 8:29, archived)
# *looks round*
Does anyone have a Rapitinui to English dictionard on their person?
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 8:31, archived)
# last I heard he was very ill, he may have died
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 8:36, archived)
# SAUSAGE AND CHIPS!
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 8:36, archived)
# now I want sausage and chips
with egg

and beans
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 8:44, archived)
# beans should not be allowed on a fry up!
If you have chips they make them soggy, they sully the wonderment of egg yolk and add a fake tomatoiness to fried tomatoes.

I know this is social suicide but BEANS ON FRY UP HATERS UNITE! OVERTHROW THE SHACKLES OF HEINZBASE OPRESSION!
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 8:50, archived)
# don't be talking no communist crap, boy!
I say don't be talking none of that!

you must have some pretty leaky beans if they make your chips go soggy, clearly, you're doing them wrong :)
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 8:54, archived)
# Oh you're the worst sort of fascist!
One who stews their baked beans!:O
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 8:56, archived)
# well his myspace page is active still
www.myspace.com/zrmusicpage

but last I looked he said he wouldn't be actually posting or reading it due to his eyesight
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 8:38, archived)
# Has he been wanking a lot?
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 8:47, archived)
# nah I think it was cancer or something
 
that stuff about wanking is just a myth you know, like free trade or the tooth fairy
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 8:59, archived)
# I don't believe you
I once got wanked off by the toothfairy.
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:01, archived)