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# Happy World Tapir Day!

(Mrs Ballunatic counting calories, not votes., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 8:16, archived)
# awwww.
 
FUCKING THING FUCKING LOOKS LIKE IT FUCKING SWALLOWED A FUCKING BOWLING BALL OR SOMETHING
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 8:17, archived)
# FUCK.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 8:17, archived)
# IT IS A VERY LOVELY THING, A TAPIR
 
EVEN THOUGH ITS NASAL PROTUBERANCES ARE HORRENDOUSLY MISSHAPEN
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 8:18, archived)
#
Tubby is cute though.
(Mrs Ballunatic counting calories, not votes., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 8:20, archived)
# "Pot bellies make a man look either oafish, or like a gorilla.
But on a woman, a pot belly is very sexy."
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 8:23, archived)
# don't dis tapirs!
They have friends in high places*


*giraffes
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 8:25, archived)
# heh
 
I wish the song "Sit Down and Shut Up" by Zoogz Rift was somewhere (free) on the Internet
because that's where the line about swallowing a fucking bowling ball originates
in reference to himself, of course
CHRISTMAS LIGHTS? ON THE PIANO? THIS BAND'S GONNA BE WEEEIIIIRRRRD MAN
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 8:29, archived)
# *looks round*
Does anyone have a Rapitinui to English dictionard on their person?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 8:31, archived)
# last I heard he was very ill, he may have died
 
www.trouserpress.com/entry.php?a=zoogz_rift
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 8:36, archived)
# SAUSAGE AND CHIPS!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 8:36, archived)
# now I want sausage and chips
with egg

and beans
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 8:44, archived)
# beans should not be allowed on a fry up!
If you have chips they make them soggy, they sully the wonderment of egg yolk and add a fake tomatoiness to fried tomatoes.

I know this is social suicide but BEANS ON FRY UP HATERS UNITE! OVERTHROW THE SHACKLES OF HEINZBASE OPRESSION!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 8:50, archived)
# don't be talking no communist crap, boy!
I say don't be talking none of that!

you must have some pretty leaky beans if they make your chips go soggy, clearly, you're doing them wrong :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 8:54, archived)
# Oh you're the worst sort of fascist!
One who stews their baked beans!:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 8:56, archived)
# well his myspace page is active still
www.myspace.com/zrmusicpage

but last I looked he said he wouldn't be actually posting or reading it due to his eyesight
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 8:38, archived)
# Has he been wanking a lot?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 8:47, archived)
# nah I think it was cancer or something
 
that stuff about wanking is just a myth you know, like free trade or the tooth fairy
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 8:59, archived)
# I don't believe you
I once got wanked off by the toothfairy.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:01, archived)
# :D this cheers me up.
My throat is currently a rusty razor wrapped in sandpaper wrapped in hate and pestilence.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 8:17, archived)
# Swine flu ftl
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 8:19, archived)
# GOD'S WILL, I TELL YA.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 8:19, archived)
# I SAID THAT. FUCKING MEXICAN PIGS ALL UP IN MY FACE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 8:22, archived)
# QUE ONDA, GUERO?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 8:25, archived)
# I haven't learnt Spanish yet. I hope that's not a symptom.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 8:27, archived)
# only Spanish speakers have died
Dont learn Spanish and you'll be safe


/been nice knowing you Rapinuti
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 8:31, archived)
# NO HABLA ESPANOL, SENOR.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 8:39, archived)
# GUERO, WHERE YA GOIN'?
 
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeX-387mjUg
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 8:31, archived)
# Yay!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 8:18, archived)
# Lovely :)
It raining but there is only a small chance of me going home early
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 8:20, archived)
#
I used to love rain because school might send you home.
(Mrs Ballunatic counting calories, not votes., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 8:23, archived)
# The joys of working outside, but i have some inside work to do :(
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 8:25, archived)
#
Google tapirs to pass the time?
(Mrs Ballunatic counting calories, not votes., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 8:27, archived)
# I would rather be out with friends
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 8:31, archived)
# *glees*
everyday is tapir day for me.


...part badger part pig. Imagine the stink...

Woo and 'ningles all.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 8:23, archived)
# half man, half pig, and half bear?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 8:24, archived)
# naaa
Bill Bailey lyrics.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 8:26, archived)
# SAY NINGLES AGAIN, BITCH
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 8:28, archived)
# I'M SO DAYTIME THAT IT HURTS TO PEE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 8:37, archived)
# SEE HIM WALKING, DOWN THE STREET
 
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qC0IkXHBs14
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 8:43, archived)
# Quit jiiiiivin' me, turkey.
Y'got to sass it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 8:46, archived)
# You cannot be cereal.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 8:29, archived)
# He's super cereal.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 8:53, archived)
#
Their closest relation is a horse, so nyah!
(Mrs Ballunatic counting calories, not votes., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 8:26, archived)
# I know
but as above I have to inform the uneducated. I was using Bill Bailey lyrics.

So nyaaaaaah!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 8:29, archived)
# Home Tapirs is killing music!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 8:30, archived)
# : D
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 8:34, archived)
# That's a nice plump tapir right there
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 8:45, archived)
# Have this towards it:
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/bristol/8019144.stm
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 8:55, archived)