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# What?
'You saved me from having to type that. Admittedly typing this is taking much longer though, so I should have just typed, 'I'm covered in bees' which I've gone and typed anyway now so the entire episode has been completely and utterly selfdefeatist and has no point at all'?

I don't think it'd roll off the tongue.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:58, archived)
# it might slide off
or jump off... or ski off...

perhaps a small motorbike could be constructed with a side car and a ramp...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:00, archived)
# Rocket powered mini!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:02, archived)
# fart propelled otter!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:03, archived)
# LIM launched ferret!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:04, archived)
# Spring loaded limar.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:06, archived)
# Solar powered chinchilla
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:08, archived)
# hovercraft platypi!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:14, archived)
# Hydraulic echidna!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:21, archived)
# cold fusion falangers
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:23, archived)
# Nuclear Fossa
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:26, archived)
# wind turbine bunnies
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:36, archived)
# Coal Burning Stoat
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:39, archived)
# Air bawwooning aardvark
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:55, archived)
# The latter never works
It tends to get hijack by the The Two Fat Ladies.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:02, archived)
# one of them's dead isn't she?
... one fat lady and a fat zombie who used to be a lady... and a motorbike...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:03, archived)
# YEs.
She wants Juicy brains with clotted creams and chocolate sauce.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:07, archived)
# I HAD STICKY TOFFEE PUDDING AT THE WEEKEND
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:09, archived)
# Good call
I'll have to make my treacle sponge at some point.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:15, archived)