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# 'He fell down the stairs*! Honest!'
*while attempting autofellatio
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:00, archived)
# ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:02, archived)
# and now he's broken ribs
he can finally lick his own taint
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:06, archived)
# Which is much the same affect as watching one of his "light entertainment" shows...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:09, archived)
# certainly leaves
the same taste in ones mouth
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:09, archived)
# Tapeworm?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:10, archived)
# A normal Graham Norton show: *snigger* cock *snigger* cock *snigger* porn *snigger* bitch *snigger* cock *snigger*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:11, archived)
# B3ta on a Tuesday...?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:12, archived)
# B3ta most days, but b3ta is does it better and funnier
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:18, archived)
# Yeah b3ta would have been standing at the podium not attempting jokes and giving the show an eurbane and serious air.
And then will have walked out from behind the podium only to be wearing a massive magenta inflatable knob.

Then continue doing the whole thing entirely deadpan.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:23, archived)
# sounds good to me :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:24, archived)
# sracist
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:13, archived)
# mindpissage
:O
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:15, archived)
# stourettes
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:16, archived)
# sracist
;)
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:14, archived)
# hahaha :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:03, archived)