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# Just something daft for a friday
It's a shame it's a fucking monday


(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:43, archived)
# Cover me Porkins!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:44, archived)
# *gets crayons and felt-tip pens*
Oh, you said Cover. My bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:45, archived)
# Ohhhhhh
colour!

That took me ages...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:48, archived)
# Great
now you've gone and reminded me of 90s pop sensation, Colour Me Badd.
(I helped save b3ta! robinw77 has no little comedy thing to go here, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:49, archived)
# Sorry TJ
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:57, archived)
# "I've been to the hospital and given horse tranquilizing pain-killing medication. There's nothing they can do about broken ribs."
Well trying to bribe them with horse tranquilisers didn't really help you out...
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:59, archived)
# I saw a bit of it last night, he was the only one laughing at his own jokes
They could at least shot him, like they do with horses, it would have lifted the mood of the whole country
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:02, archived)
# "He fell down the stairs*! Honest!"
*while attempting autofellatio
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:00, archived)
# ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:02, archived)
# and now he's broken ribs
he can finally lick his own taint
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:06, archived)
# Which is much the same affect as watching one of his "light entertainment" shows...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:09, archived)
# certainly leaves
the same taste in ones mouth
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:09, archived)
# Tapeworm?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:10, archived)
# A normal Graham Norton show: *snigger* cock *snigger* cock *snigger* porn *snigger* bitch *snigger* cock *snigger*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:11, archived)
# B3ta on a Tuesday...?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:12, archived)
# B3ta most days, but b3ta is does it better and funnier
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:18, archived)
# Yeah b3ta would have been standing at the podium not attempting jokes and giving the show an eurbane and serious air.
And then will have walked out from behind the podium only to be wearing a massive magenta inflatable knob.

Then continue doing the whole thing entirely deadpan.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:23, archived)
# sounds good to me :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:24, archived)
# sracist
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:13, archived)
# mindpissage
:O
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:15, archived)
# stourettes
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:16, archived)
# sracist
;)
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:14, archived)
# hahaha :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:03, archived)
# yaaaaay!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:06, archived)
# well he certainly didn't break them laughing at his 'gags' during the Baftas
and neither did anyone else by the look of half of them last night
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:06, archived)
# The only one who I saw that made them laugh was Harry Hill
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:08, archived)
# he was the best thing about it
"Who'd have thought it, 3 Baftas for a clip show"
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:12, archived)
# Even Louie Theroux managed to get a laugh from a joke
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:14, archived)
# I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought that
I think the only laugh was for the Jonathan Ross comment
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:25, archived)
# Why was he at the baftas anyway?
I didn't realise there was a 'Best homosexual stereotype' category.

*something about it being tight between Graham Norton and John Barrowman*
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:11, archived)
# He was the host
It was the best case of how to die on stage ever!
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:12, archived)
# That's Tommy Cooper isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:13, archived)
# He died more time then Tommy did
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:17, archived)
# Cooper made a career out of it...
And then took it a bit too literally...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:20, archived)
# Better than
Sam Fox & the fleetwood mac dude?
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:47, archived)
# He's a right fucking twat innee
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:22, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:44, archived)
# they came from
behind!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:45, archived)
# Haha
The family guy parody made me laugh, which for Family Guy is getting increasingly rare these days...
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:45, archived)
# I've never ever watched it.
Ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:45, archived)
# I lol'd :D

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:46, archived)
# Take a look at this clip
The aforementioned scene
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:47, archived)
# the only bit that i really liked in that blue harvest thing
was 'blowing up the death star magic johnson'

www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2vPPB72U3c
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:52, archived)
# The South Park Parody
was a bit cruel, but not totally :)
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:47, archived)
# It's basically like the internet.
Except less original.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:02, archived)
# hahahahhahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:45, archived)
# This place good for funnies.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:46, archived)
# For yes, in Soviet Russia, Meerkat insures you
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:47, archived)
# Is it too soon to do the happy aero / sombrero joke again?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:46, archived)
# It's never too soon ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:47, archived)
# "I'm trapped in a Sombrero factory - send help..."
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:49, archived)
# "Or tasty ice cream"
Mmmmm.... Solerombrero...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:53, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:46, archived)
# there's 'is sombrero :)
also... my iritatingly successful muchly younger cousin has got his mug on to thebbc website

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/8016937.stm

If my dad tells me "You spend more time on the computer than he does yet you've not made lots of money" any more times I think I might do something entirely irrational.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:52, archived)
# You can tell him some random woman off the internet hates him
Or you can give me his bank details. Either way's good
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:54, archived)
# he was 18 last saturday...
bastard :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:00, archived)
# Total and utter swine
How DARE he be successful!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:26, archived)
# Awwww, you could have hacked his computers so some porn was playing in the background while they were interviewing him
Good luck to him :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:55, archived)
# damn straight
the better he does the more I can try and sponge off him :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:01, archived)
# Damn right
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:03, archived)
# look look look
www.b3ta.com/board/9398929
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:07, archived)
# The kid is you arrangedletters O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:11, archived)
# SEE!?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:13, archived)
# he has been touched by Sting
He is unclean
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:18, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:20, archived)
# That does explain a lot about arrangedletters though
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:21, archived)
# He has learned from the teachings of that pickle bloke.
Has he chained you to a radiator and pissed on you yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:55, archived)
# I have no idea what you are saying :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:59, archived)
#
Oh it was just a casual throwaway kind of thing

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:04, archived)
# That competition was ace
When I used to be a lurker, I still am a lurker but I post random crap between lurking.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:26, archived)
# I have just been drawn into a world of tinfoil mania....
thanks to your profile.

I'm very glad of that. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:38, archived)
# they'll all be sorry when your music career takes off
... you are working on a music career aren't you? ... Novel? ...

graphic design?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:02, archived)
# You should shit in your Dad's kettle
that'll shut the moaney fucker up *







*may actually produce more moanery
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:03, archived)
# Just what the world needs in a recession.
More fucking ad brokers.

P.S. in a recession
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:05, archived)
# Fire Oinkpedoes!
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:52, archived)
# ... people who like to shag piglets?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:00, archived)
# I'm sure there are people who like to do that
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:04, archived)
# and they're called oinkpeados
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:05, archived)
# Let's pretend I actually read all posts and didn't just make a stupid reply
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:18, archived)
# *hugs*
okay then
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:22, archived)
# Red-Clive standing by
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:05, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:07, archived)
# *points at sig*
You may hate life, and with good reason...

But I bloody love that...

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:07, archived)
# \o/ for Red-Clive!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:14, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:14, archived)
# Hootkins ftw!
And now a fine voice actor, imho.

*clickerty-clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:13, archived)
# ...you know he packed a snack!...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Hahaha yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:18, archived)
# large:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:05, archived)