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# Europe misses you
and the things in you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:50, archived)
# the what now?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:50, archived)
# Oh you wish you knew.
What's a liebestaube, Dixyprecious?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:51, archived)
# A LOVE DOVE
or "Lurve Durve" if you are Vic Reeves :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:52, archived)
# *comes from above*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:54, archived)
# birdy.
does dixon have birdies in him?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:54, archived)
# Only when he thinks about ME.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:55, archived)
# lucky you!
when men think of me, they tend to be filled with bile and fear.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:57, archived)
# I ate some KFC yesterday, so yes
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:55, archived)
# You'll be off to White Castle next,
We're going to have to send you to de-tox on your return.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:56, archived)
# White Castle?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:57, archived)
# Filth Burgers
Utterly.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:58, archived)
# hmm - I think I'm pretty much done with the US Fast Food thing
I just want steamed veg and ting
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:59, archived)
# What you want, sir
is my Bahmi Goreng, and no, it's not a euphemism...


;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:01, archived)
# That sounds lovely
I ate some Thai fast food a couple of days ago and it was a horror.

The noodles were cooked so long is was like eating coagulated ribbons of phlegm
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:05, archived)
# Only proper noodles employed in the construction of this little devil
That, along with my mother's recipe for Cucumber vinaigrette. Comme tu veux...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:07, archived)
# :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:56, archived)
# Hey birdy num num, I'm getting some ink done today
Think of me at 9pm ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:01, archived)
# I'm always thinking of you at bedtime, darling.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:01, archived)
# *offers self as model*
/ac

:D x
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:04, archived)
# come home, wee dixon
come to Aylesbury and let me brandish you at people.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:05, archived)
# haha
Well I do have faaahmbly in Aylesbury - maybe you live near them (I actually don't know where they live exactly, but I shall find out)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:11, archived)
# I live in the nice bit, but not the niceST bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:13, archived)
# They're both pensioners so I don't know if you have a special pensioner section in Aylesbury?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:15, archived)
# YES!
I live in it!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:17, archived)
# You don't like next to a white-haired lady and a bald-headed man do you?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:19, archived)
# Several.
Ask them if they live near a ginger, it's probably easier.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:20, archived)
# processed, greasy crap.
you will need an artery cleansing by the time you get back!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:58, archived)
# *passes mop*
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:59, archived)
# damn!
more housework!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:01, archived)
# *sends newly-recruited cute Polish maid round to help*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:02, archived)
# I had KFC in Prague.
I've never felt so sick in all my life.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:59, archived)
# and how was the food?

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:00, archived)
# jamaica
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:01, archived)
# his pancreas especially.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:51, archived)
# I miss his lovely bronchioles.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:52, archived)