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# Wo ist meine Heißwasserflasche?
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:44, archived)
# das bogey
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:44, archived)
# *hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:45, archived)
# *hugs back*
i am jealous of your thunderstormage.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:47, archived)
# It has stopped, it is now just raining
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:48, archived)
# it's sunny here, but cold
and i am plagued by small nieces. fortunately, they've pissed off outside to play and they're going home in 20 minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:50, archived)
# just lock them out
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:53, archived)
#
l kn
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:54, archived)
# that would work as well
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:55, archived)
# i fucking wish.
they keep asking for toast, despite the fact that i have no bread. if they roll up my hall on those stupid rollerblades one more time, i'm going to glue them both to the fucking floor!!!!


aaaaaaaand breathe....
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:56, archived)
# Calm
relax

They will probably trip on the stairs and break two ribs
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:57, archived)
# pfff
that puts images in my head that really shouldn't be there
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:58, archived)
# :)
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8021165.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:59, archived)
# heheheh
"fell down the stairs"
yeah, right.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:04, archived)
# children crave boundaries...
put them in a cardboard box
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:58, archived)
# i have cardboard boxes
but i also have surprisingly hefty nieces. the cardboard wouldn't stand the strain.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:00, archived)
# Meine Heißwasserflasche ist kaputt
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:46, archived)
# DAS IST VERBOTEN!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:47, archived)
# HALLO DA MEIN KLEIN LIEBKARTOFFEL!
*excited hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:48, archived)
# Meine Liebestaube ! :D
I miss Europe and things in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:49, archived)
# Europe misses you
and the things in you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:50, archived)
# the what now?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:50, archived)
# Oh you wish you knew.
What's a liebestaube, Dixyprecious?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:51, archived)
# A LOVE DOVE
or "Lurve Durve" if you are Vic Reeves :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:52, archived)
# *comes from above*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:54, archived)
# birdy.
does dixon have birdies in him?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:54, archived)
# Only when he thinks about ME.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:55, archived)
# lucky you!
when men think of me, they tend to be filled with bile and fear.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:57, archived)
# I ate some KFC yesterday, so yes
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:55, archived)
# You'll be off to White Castle next,
We're going to have to send you to de-tox on your return.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:56, archived)
# White Castle?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:57, archived)
# Filth Burgers
Utterly.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:58, archived)
# hmm - I think I'm pretty much done with the US Fast Food thing
I just want steamed veg and ting
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:59, archived)
# What you want, sir
is my Bahmi Goreng, and no, it's not a euphemism...


;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:01, archived)
# That sounds lovely
I ate some Thai fast food a couple of days ago and it was a horror.

The noodles were cooked so long is was like eating coagulated ribbons of phlegm
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:05, archived)
# Only proper noodles employed in the construction of this little devil
That, along with my mother's recipe for Cucumber vinaigrette. Comme tu veux...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:07, archived)
# :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:56, archived)
# Hey birdy num num, I'm getting some ink done today
Think of me at 9pm ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:01, archived)
# I'm always thinking of you at bedtime, darling.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:01, archived)
# *offers self as model*
/ac

:D x
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:04, archived)
# come home, wee dixon
come to Aylesbury and let me brandish you at people.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:05, archived)
# haha
Well I do have faaahmbly in Aylesbury - maybe you live near them (I actually don't know where they live exactly, but I shall find out)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:11, archived)
# I live in the nice bit, but not the niceST bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:13, archived)
# They're both pensioners so I don't know if you have a special pensioner section in Aylesbury?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:15, archived)
# YES!
I live in it!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:17, archived)
# You don't like next to a white-haired lady and a bald-headed man do you?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:19, archived)
# Several.
Ask them if they live near a ginger, it's probably easier.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:20, archived)
# processed, greasy crap.
you will need an artery cleansing by the time you get back!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:58, archived)
# *passes mop*
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:59, archived)
# damn!
more housework!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:01, archived)
# *sends newly-recruited cute Polish maid round to help*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:02, archived)
# I had KFC in Prague.
I've never felt so sick in all my life.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:59, archived)
# and how was the food?

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:00, archived)
# jamaica
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:01, archived)
# his pancreas especially.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:51, archived)
# I miss his lovely bronchioles.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:52, archived)
# love potato?
*boggles*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:50, archived)
# Yep. He's my lovepotato.
Except instead of being 90% water, he's 90% pimping creamy goodness. Look at him! How can you not be enamoured!?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:51, archived)
# I see myself as being more of a leibestrudel...
Warm and gooey on the inside, flaky and burnt on the outside.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:07, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:09, archived)
# Mein Luftkissenfahrzeug ist voller Aale

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:49, archived)
# Mein Meerschweinchentüte ist übervoll mit Blut und Kinder
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:54, archived)
# meercatpigstutu.
meercatpigsteacher?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:54, archived)
# no, on both tries
"Guinea pig bag"
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:55, archived)
# I got pig, fucking hard to please bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:57, archived)
# I'm always pleased.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:57, archived)
# I'll bet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:01, archived)
# don't believe him, it's actually "guinea pig hoot"

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:58, archived)
# Was sagst du, Herr Federfuchser?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:01, archived)
# Filthy Umlautninja!
Edit: and nobody uses the word "Federfuchser" anymore :P
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:02, archived)
# I knoooooooooooooooooooooooow
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:05, archived)
# I knew that you knew!
*wins*
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:06, archived)
# You'd better....

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:59, archived)
# peeeeeg
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:04, archived)
# ich werde diese schallplatte nicht kaufen
sie ist zerkratzt
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:58, archived)
# Ah, meine Nippel explodieren vor Lust!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:59, archived)
# Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer?
Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:04, archived)
# hahahahahahaaaa...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHahahahAHJAHAhahahAHAHAHAHAAHAHA*gark*umph
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:08, archived)
# you taking the piss out of my german again?
hm?

wait... aufstehen pzyko! sag was! scheisse, noch eins für meinem topf.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:13, archived)
# not this time, honestly!
I just realised that I'm supposed to die laughing upon reading that joke, being German and all... :D

Edit: oh, you got that, didn't you? I really have to go home, I don't understand anyone today :(
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:17, archived)
# It ist not carneval time, you must only be doing ze lahfing venn you are hearink
TADAAAAAHHH! TADAAAAAHHH! TADAAAAAHHH!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:21, archived)
# *heads to the cellar*

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:24, archived)
# Meine kaputte wasserflasche ist heiß, alter
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:50, archived)
# ich haben und nasalflieben
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:48, archived)
# Und wie riecht es?
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:50, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:50, archived)
# ICH NICHTEN LICHTEN
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Bq_dkPkQUU
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:51, archived)
# hahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:53, archived)
# oh god, ive just reminded myself how much i love The day today
Another classic peter o hanra hanrahan (sp?) clip:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RpFPCDgeI4&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:56, archived)
# Schnell schnell Kartoffelkopf!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:49, archived)
# that's pretty close to an /ac response for you, isn't it?
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:52, archived)
# Actually, I don't think I've said it on here before
But it's the probably the only Blackadder quote I haven't ;)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:55, archived)
# Well, you got where I was coming from...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:57, archived)
# But of course :D
How'd meeting go?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:58, archived)
# Most interesting...
Could be something rather useful. I needn't have been worried...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:00, archived)
# Yay!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:02, archived)
# Mein klipidy-kloppen ist auf dem tisch
(Klipidy-kloppen IS the actual German word for donkey, dont believe anyone that tells you different, especially actual Germans).
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:51, archived)
# I prefer the older Eastern dialect version
Klipendy-Kloppen.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:00, archived)
# hahaha, I shall use this in a coversation soon

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:05, archived)
# I much preferred the bird flu.


Click for bigger (78 kb)

(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:52, archived)
# :D
Very nicely...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:53, archived)
# arfness & co.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:53, archived)
# Yuk!!


(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:55, archived)
# "DUDE.....
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH GERMAN PEOPLE?"
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:21, archived)
# something something font matching something
*sigh*
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:23, archived)
# Hurrumph.
I'm supposed to be revising.
JUST BE GLAD YOU DIDN'T GET COMIC SANS YOU UNGRATEFUL SWINE.
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:31, archived)
# The sigh was self loathing. I liked your post :)
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:47, archived)
# Schweinhund Flu?
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:24, archived)