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# it's sunny here, but cold
and i am plagued by small nieces. fortunately, they've pissed off outside to play and they're going home in 20 minutes.
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# just lock them out
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#
l kn
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# that would work as well
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# i fucking wish.
they keep asking for toast, despite the fact that i have no bread. if they roll up my hall on those stupid rollerblades one more time, i'm going to glue them both to the fucking floor!!!!


aaaaaaaand breathe....
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# Calm
relax

They will probably trip on the stairs and break two ribs
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# pfff
that puts images in my head that really shouldn't be there
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# :)
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8021165.stm
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# heheheh
"fell down the stairs"
yeah, right.
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# children crave boundaries...
put them in a cardboard box
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# i have cardboard boxes
but i also have surprisingly hefty nieces. the cardboard wouldn't stand the strain.
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