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# i tried to...
...strike up a conversation... but she's hot-headed.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:11, archived)
# Yeah but she can talk the hind leg off a mule
and then make a table out of it.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:12, archived)
# She's so smoking hot, she can burn the hair of my willy
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:13, archived)
# IT BURNS!...
...IT BURNS!!!

(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:16, archived)
# Yeah
wait til you have a go on her nonsafety snatch:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:18, archived)
# insert:
(photoshop of oven mitt in the shape of a condom)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:22, archived)
# Personally I don't have any actually on my John-Thomas.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:17, archived)
# You haven't lived son
poor boy
(The Ear-Trumpet Addicting is NOT a word., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:35, archived)
# hehehee
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:15, archived)