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# Anyone fancy...


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(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:09, archived)
# I would like: A COLD OLIVE.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:09, archived)
# hahaaa
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:13, archived)
# Yay!
Nice gradiations on this :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:10, archived)
# cheers
i was going to leave the background white - but i though with is being fire - its gotta give of a bit of a glow :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:14, archived)
# I'm already spoken off...sorry
but I can sell you my sister, she's #1 prostitute in my country
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:10, archived)
# woo!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:14, archived)
# READY FOR THE PORK.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:17, archived)
# Hahaha
WTF?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:10, archived)
# It's a hot drop of seamen
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:13, archived)
# Must get my mind out of the gutter as I was just thinking maybe I employed the wrong person:P
I am 27 and i live in Barking East London.I am a healthy, hardworking, enthusiastic, flexible and goal oriented young woman
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:20, archived)
# god me too.... I just read "flexible and oriental young woman"
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:26, archived)
# If you had said 14 and a bit of a slut I'd be interested.
but as it is. Nah.
(waxdart hello., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:28, archived)
# its a flame
that has matches for arms and legs - of course :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:14, archived)
# And the horse's leg?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:15, archived)
# its stumped out
ciggy! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:16, archived)
# hahaha
OK ooopsy.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:17, archived)
# no its not :)
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:51, archived)
# Unexpected horse!
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:17, archived)
# i tried to...
...strike up a conversation... but she's hot-headed.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:11, archived)
# Yeah but she can talk the hind leg off a mule
and then make a table out of it.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:12, archived)
# She's so smoking hot, she can burn the hair of my willy
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:13, archived)
# IT BURNS!...
...IT BURNS!!!

(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:16, archived)
# Yeah
wait til you have a go on her nonsafety snatch:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:18, archived)
# insert:
(photoshop of oven mitt in the shape of a condom)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:22, archived)
# Personally I don't have any actually on my John-Thomas.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:17, archived)
# You haven't lived son
poor boy
(The Ear-Trumpet Addicting is NOT a word., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:35, archived)
# hehehee
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:15, archived)
# it looks a bit like that advert for emergency contraception
which I saw while I was watching Xmen last stand last night... lots of splooge and sperms bouncing off things and chasing bikes... and a spaced out pharmacist who has clearly been at the Ketamin.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:13, archived)
# hahaha
wish i'd seen that! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:15, archived)
# not sure that's exactly what they were going for
but there were a lot of 'fluids' all over the place... and a bit about a 'split condom.'

I know it's a bit of a contentious subject but whoever is responsible for it should possibly think again.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:17, archived)
# Bloody love that table.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:15, archived)
# thank you mrs!
i'd quite fancy that in my living room - if i had the space! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:17, archived)
# I would too, but the same problem applies.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:18, archived)
# it is a thing of beauty
like you

*blushes*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:17, archived)
# Awww.
Why's everyone being so nice to me?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:18, archived)
# dunno
I've had a hit to the head...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:19, archived)
# :D poor bunchkin
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:21, archived)
# You're a pretty pudding.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:20, archived)
# Not as much as you, little Sambles.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:22, archived)
# I'd have to disagree.
Tell me about you.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:23, archived)
# I am quite short and also a girl.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:24, archived)
# Oh, spot on.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:28, archived)
# You better believe it.
I've even got two- count them, TWO- eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:29, archived)
# You clearly are in good shape. Most women these days are very careless when it comes to retaining eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:31, archived)
# I've found this also
Facebook is full of people offering new facial parts
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:35, archived)
# It cannot hurt to have more than the recommended units of facial parts.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:36, archived)
# I've been collecting eyebrows.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:37, archived)
# I am building a collection
So far I have

343 Ears,
18 Eyebrows, grey
4 noses
759 Eyes
1890 Lips
and
4 chins
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:38, archived)
# 4chins.
Greedy chin slag.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:42, archived)
# i like the cow leg table!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:17, archived)
# hahahaa
yes - it did look like a cigarette until now! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:18, archived)
# hey
you might like this. The site of Moby Francke - he did the TF2 character designs. His work is awesome, but his site RUNS AND LOOKS LIKE ASS for some reason, and is flash, so no right click/ save. Boo...
www.mobyfrancke.com/
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:22, archived)
# I suppose it's not meant to look like this:
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:26, archived)
# looks like that on mine too.
Shame - his work is great, but his website is godawful, slow and looks corrupted.

I'd try it on internet explorer, but its so old, it will probably nag me to upgrade a billion times if i click on the icon.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:30, archived)
# cheers will have a look
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:35, archived)
# An extra eye and we'll talk
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:27, archived)
# the other eye
is on the back ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:34, archived)
# Oh wow "hello"
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:28, archived)
# heheh
thank you sir! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:34, archived)
# What a happy chap!
:D
Great stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:33, archived)
# its just excited
but he'd better be careful if he doesnt want to get burned :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:35, archived)
# oooh very woo sir :D
In other news... MANWICH is finished...

I now hurt.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:37, archived)
# your fb pics
make me hungry :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:38, archived)
# I feel ill now :(
and with no room for tea!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:50, archived)
# How very lovely :)
Also, very sorry but I thought it was a deer leg table :(
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:39, archived)
# this news
makes me sad :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:00, archived)
# Hehe
I could do with a hot date romantic encounter quick drink human contact
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:39, archived)
# strokes mrs rev
mmmm contact! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:01, archived)