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# LIES!
the early to mid '80's was the best time EVER.
FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:04, archived)
# It was the same for me.
I spent most of my time trying to eat my own foot and shitting everywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:05, archived)
# ha ha
much changed since? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:06, archived)
# Not really :(
*chews on big toe*

*shits everywhere*
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:07, archived)
# i spent most of my time
drinking, smoking and shagging.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:07, archived)
# ?
shagging wishing
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:08, archived)
# no need for wishing
i was a rampant early starter ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:09, archived)
# When I was born :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:05, archived)
# you're making me feel old :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:07, archived)
# Makes a change, every thing at the moment is making me feel old
and I am only 28
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:09, archived)
# i'm over 30
and that's all i'm saying
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:10, archived)
# And you include 'Landscape' in this theorem, yes?
*is worried*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:05, archived)
# no
that is the exception that proves the rule.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:07, archived)
# *praises the (non-existent) lord for that*
*mwah*

Edit: Paul Haig: Heaven Help You Now 12" version - best dance track ever.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:08, archived)
# *glees*
you can have that back, with a side of tongue ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:10, archived)
# You filthy beast...
*gropes*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:11, archived)
# 0_0
yeah, like you don't love it!
*injects the situation with furtiveness*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:14, archived)
# I say!
You, young lady, have lost none of your charm, if I may be so bold. It's lovely that you're back.

*mwah*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:16, archived)
# it's nice to be back
with my bosoms amongst the bosoms of those who appreciate my most glaringly obvious attributes

*mwah*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:20, archived)
# *gooses*
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:21, archived)
# *ganders*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:23, archived)
# *watches you shake a tail feather*
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:25, archived)
# *shakes it with gusto*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:26, archived)
# *grabs*
Get here, you....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:27, archived)
# oooohh, sir!
your hands are very warm! wait, that's not your hand, is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:29, archived)
# No Ma'am....
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:32, archived)
# then why has it got a fingernail on the end?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:33, archived)
# It's an implant...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:54, archived)