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# Oh great...
Now I'm going to go hmoe with the raging horn, and Lady Doom is going to be all 'here, I'm knackered, you can look after the baby for a while' and I'll feel really inappropriate.

Thanks Jack.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:50, archived)
# It's your fault for babbying her up.
Bring the baby to Aunty Wow's, I'll look after her for a night.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:51, archived)
# *phones ahead*
Baby's in the car ready to go...

Now it's just a couple of hours until I get home...

Then a good hour and half to your place...

And back...

Then it's time to head out to pick babby up...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:55, archived)
# I meant a whole night, you can pick her up tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:56, archived)
# Woohoo!
No giving babby spliffs though... that's mummy and daddy's job.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:59, archived)
# I would never get a baby stoned.
They can't even SAY Jehovah.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:00, archived)
# But they can THINK it...
and you can see it in her little eyes...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:07, archived)
# :D
I wish to see more pictures, she's a gorgeouskins.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:08, archived)
# *obliges*
tinyurl.com/cmvkbr
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:11, archived)
# She's beautiful, you lucky bastard.
*wants one*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:12, archived)
# Must be Lady Doom's genes at play then!
You could... have one...

It's quite easy to get one if you try hard enough...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:15, archived)
# I'm not allowed :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:16, archived)
# Oh come off it!
Are you the woman in your relationship? If so it's about time you acted like it and took charge!

/knows his place and is happy there blog
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:21, archived)
# What, by piercing all the condoms?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:24, archived)
# NOW you're getting inventive!
Or just leap on before he has a chance to reach for them...

resistance is unlikely...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:27, archived)
# Oh you'd be suprised.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:29, archived)
# I would indeed...
But then again, I am weak of will power.

I can't even resist a choccy bar with lunch...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:32, archived)
# WANT BABBY.
You talk to him.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:35, archived)
# Happy to.
But my next bash is Derby...

I'm going to have to drive over to Ayelsbury aren't I?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:37, archived)
# Yes. QUICKLY.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:37, archived)
# *drives to Ayelsbury*
*Stands in town centre demanding that Captain Wow's manwife get her up the duff*

*is arrested*

And with that... homtime! See you tomorrow for resignation antics!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:40, archived)
# See you soon, chapply!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:41, archived)
# hahaha!
*points and laughs and ignores impending knackeredness*

;)

(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:57, archived)
# Having witnessed the birth of my firstborn...
I think it seems a fair tradeoff...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:02, archived)
# If it was anything like I remember mine, then I have to agree.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:04, archived)
# Lady Doom's tough as old boots...
said it didn't hurt, it was just a lot of effort...

And the midwife kept making her eat vile orange jelly...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:13, archived)
# I don't really remember anything apart from excruciating pain and repeated injections of pethidine :D
Lady Doom sounds like a natural. How old's your babby?
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:18, archived)
# nearly four months...
and big! (6-12 months clothes)

She's ace too... pic just up there in the Cap'n Wow convo :)

pethedine sounds a bit useless to me... LD went with nothing but gas and air... She may be a masochist...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:20, archived)
# Aww, you got a good one! She's beautiful :D
And I wouldn't worry too much about chunkiness, Evan weighed in at 20lb by the time he was 5 months old :) I'm pretty sure that's why he slept so well...

(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:25, archived)
# :) thank you :)
Yours looks like a right sweetie too!

Emmy's quite slim for a baby, but very, very tall. We're happy with her that way though... better too big than too small I'd say!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:29, archived)
# I was 5lb1oz when I was born
and tiny until I hit puberty. Now look at me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:33, archived)
# *attempts*
HEY!

What happened to all the pictures of the pretty lady in your profile?!?

*grumps*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:35, archived)
# :D
I got the 'ump.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:40, archived)