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Eh, I think it looked better when it was that length I had it last time I was at the bash.

Plus I can't go to the convention thing someone invited me to as Solid Snake now, stupid no hair.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:21, archived)

you can, just put loads of talcum powder in your hair, wear a unitard

and hump the floor whenever you think anyone can see you.

If you want it to grow quicker (and this is true, it's not just me being stupidly me) orgasm more. There were studies....sometime in the past.... with lighthouse men. When they went home to see their wives for a few months, the rate at which their hair and beards grew was increased.

That and scalp massage.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:24, archived)

I doubt I could masturbate more furiously than I do already.

Well okay I could by a lot but I don't think I'd ever get anything done in that case.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:29, archived)

But think of the lustrous mane...

you could be a hair model. A sticky, wanky hair model.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:30, archived)

I think quite a lot of people have got hair already.

The market is pretty saturated.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:32, archived)

Considering what we've just been talking about

I'd thank you to steer clear of words like 'saturated'.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:34, archived)

Isn't that one of the things women are supposed to put in their hair to make it shine or something ridiculous.

Along with slugs, guinness, table salt, the ashes of Pope John Paul II, and cat saliva.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:36, archived)

I suppose it could work

egg works, and they're sort of ish the same. Ish.

I'd still rather just use shampoo, though.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:39, archived)