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# why not buy a new one?
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:45, archived)
# Because there's a lot to be said for things from the 70s, Archie.
*looks up and down*
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:46, archived)
# yeah, but alas I'm not one of the better things produced in 1976
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:47, archived)
# You make it very hard to flirt with you.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:47, archived)
# I'd play hard to get, but I lost the instruction book
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:48, archived)
# :-(
this is the worst 'fuck off, weird girl' I've ever got.

*mopes*
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:51, archived)
# *sympathy pokes*
;) cheer up m'dear.
you have red hair, and therefore have no need to flirt with me.
Why waste time on formalities?
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:53, archived)
# Score!
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:54, archived)
# Result!
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:55, archived)
# Sex with internet royalty, it can't get any better.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:56, archived)
# it probably can't, but you'll have to make do with me
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:59, archived)
# tut tut, you know you're the king.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:02, archived)
# 'king what?
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:03, archived)
# 'king reason.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:04, archived)
# I'll take it :)
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:06, archived)
# You should, it's a brill name.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:09, archived)
# hahaha
*grabs you as you strop past*
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:53, archived)
# I should strop more often.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:54, archived)
# I picture all this happening in a cowboy bar
people are shooting into the air and a piano is playing.

(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:58, archived)
# That's my bordello, that is.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:02, archived)
# awww
I don't even try anymore
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:55, archived)
# I said I had a headache...
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:56, archived)
# hang about...
*crosses wires back*
*adjusts monocle*
I say!
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:57, archived)
# I have a headache...
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:58, archived)
# phew
*runs*
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:00, archived)
# 'ere, COME BACK
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:03, archived)