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# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - DAVID ICKE


It's David Icke's birthday this week, so what better gift than a whole seven days dedicated to his crackpot conspiracy ramblings? Just who IS ruling the world, and what do they plan to do with it? Open up Photoshop and show us the wonderful world of David Icke.

Challenge suggested by The Great Architect and voted for by YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:35, archived)
# I am
it's going to be a Centerparcs.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:37, archived)
# oh christ
this'll be good

right, football tiem
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:37, archived)
# Don't break yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:37, archived)
# hello sexy pance
Hows the old life treating you?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:41, archived)
# There you are!
It's alright, busy. You? How's your fine self?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:42, archived)
# I'm grand ta.
Trying to escape the Rat race and go off on a wild adventure at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:44, archived)
# How so?
That sounds exciting.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:44, archived)
#
A) save up loads of money until september
B)
C)
D) Have wild and crazy adventure
E)
F) Wake up in exotic location
G)
H) Maybe think about going back to rat race.
I)


I'm missing a few points but thats basically the plan.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:48, archived)
# Have fun, chap. Don't get into trouble.
REMEMBER: inform the internet of all new information.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:51, archived)
# b,c,e,g,i = DRINK
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:51, archived)
# Racist. Just because he's Scottish.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:52, archived)
# yeah
Although, I might just bring some buckfast incase of emergency.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:52, archived)
# *shakes head*
You Scottish boys. There's nothing sexier, and nothing more frustrating.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:54, archived)
# frustrating why?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:56, archived)
# Not so much you, but t'other Dave
is extremely frustrating, but only because he's a wanker that knows exactly how to wind me up.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:57, archived)
# there are other Daves?
I must find them and kill them highlander style, there can be only one.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:58, archived)
# Nooo, don't kill my one.
Broon, silly.

My dad's a Dave too, but he's unstoppable so I don't fear for him.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:59, archived)
# he is?
Didn't know that - that still doesnt explain why I keep reading his name as Lard Dave Draws
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:54, archived)
# Because he's hugely, frighteningly fat.
In the way that he's not at all, and is quite the slender minx.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:55, archived)
# mooooobs!
speaking of boobs, girls and trampolines? good or bad?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:59, archived)
# From the girl or spectator's PoV?
From the girls: bad. OW OW OW OW OW.

From the spectators: ooh. Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:00, archived)
# ahh explains alot
I bought a trampoline from ebuyer for £9.99 :D boingy boingy boingy
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:13, archived)
# is it because I is fat?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:59, archived)
# yes
yes it is (lol u wish)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:38, archived)
# GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!
LATZIO!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:51, archived)
# ...I have no idea who that is
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:37, archived)
# he's like catnippp but funny
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:39, archived)
# America isn't real
therefore catnipppp isn't real either
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:40, archived)
# Don't say that, I've got a vintage Star Trek t shirt coming from there.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:43, archived)
# why not buy a new one?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:45, archived)
# Because there's a lot to be said for things from the 70s, Archie.
*looks up and down*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:46, archived)
# yeah, but alas I'm not one of the better things produced in 1976
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:47, archived)
# You make it very hard to flirt with you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:47, archived)
# I'd play hard to get, but I lost the instruction book
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:48, archived)
# :-(
this is the worst 'fuck off, weird girl' I've ever got.

*mopes*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:51, archived)
# *sympathy pokes*
;) cheer up m'dear.
you have red hair, and therefore have no need to flirt with me.
Why waste time on formalities?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:53, archived)
# Score!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:54, archived)
# Result!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:55, archived)
# Sex with internet royalty, it can't get any better.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:56, archived)
# it probably can't, but you'll have to make do with me
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:59, archived)
# tut tut, you know you're the king.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:02, archived)
# 'king what?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:03, archived)
# 'king reason.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:04, archived)
# I'll take it :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:06, archived)
# You should, it's a brill name.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:09, archived)
# hahaha
*grabs you as you strop past*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:53, archived)
# I should strop more often.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:54, archived)
# I picture all this happening in a cowboy bar
people are shooting into the air and a piano is playing.

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:58, archived)
# That's my bordello, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:02, archived)
# awww
I don't even try anymore
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:55, archived)
# I said I had a headache...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:56, archived)
# hang about...
*crosses wires back*
*adjusts monocle*
I say!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:57, archived)
# I have a headache...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:58, archived)
# phew
*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:00, archived)
# 'ere, COME BACK
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:03, archived)
#
america china
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:48, archived)
# Nope. It's from a sci fi merch store that's shut down.
STTMP original.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:51, archived)
# He's off his bike is what he is
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:43, archived)
# Just post lizards in pale blue shellsuits playing football with the queen and you've got it sorted
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:40, archived)
# you seem to have missed the
'Just who IS ruling the world, and what do they plan to do with it'? part,
which is equally available to photoshop.
there need not be a turquoise shell suit in sight ;)

and don't worry, if word gets back, the web sheriff might be onto it before the end of the week ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:44, archived)
# All I get from David Icke is that he had some kind of minor stroke while watching V
and reading some discredited books and he's been allowed to carry on blindly without medical assistance ever since.
Its a bit sad.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:49, archived)
# but he lives on the Isle of Wight
so he probably feels at home there...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:50, archived)
# Kris Kristofferson and Boxcar Willie??????
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_icke


fuck he's more mental than I thought. OR IS THAT WHAT THEY JUST WANT US TO BELIEVE? HMM? HMM?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:56, archived)
# I'm old enough to remember Boxcar Willie :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:59, archived)
[challenge entry] fuck yeah!
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:37, archived)
# *grassy knolls*
right, definitely football tiem
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:38, archived)
# Early WIN!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:38, archived)
# Shopped pics only please
:-D
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:50, archived)
# oh balls
I wanted Joes :(

If you wanted to chase Catnipppp off Archie you could have just sent him naked pictures of yourself like you do other people.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:38, archived)
# joes would have been fairly funny, but there would have been an obscene amount of "didn't read the compo-itus"
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:42, archived)
# I have no wish to chase anybody off.
It was the fact someone else mentioned it was Icke's Birthday today that got me thinking, considering he
has been such a well publicised person on b3ta of late.
And it's difficult giving those naked pictures to everyone, as not all are blessed with an A1 printer
*stomach like a lava lamp*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:42, archived)
# Hahaha
If he hasn't fled by now though, he never will.
Besides, B3ta reaches so many people and I firmly believe that is the reason he is here.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:02, archived)
# me too :-(
I dont know anything about david icke
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:08, archived)
# Well,
This is gonna be fun :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:40, archived)
# Poor Old David Icke
I bet if you read his gibberish as a metaphor it's probably every bit as accurate as some other thing.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:40, archived)
# mmmm, catnippp a go go, then
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:40, archived)
# Almost half an hour has past
and not a tinfoil hat post in sight.
Have I wandered into a parallel universe?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:03, archived)
# everyone has realised they don't have any reposts for this,
so they'll have to make something new
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:04, archived)
# But Catnipppp has generated enough picture replies
Shirley most suit this challenge?

I ain't complaining, btw
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:09, archived)
# you never do, 'Pot. :)
You well btw? Haven't spoken to you in a while.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:10, archived)
# I have my moments, but not often
I am full of wellness, thanks.
Hope you are too :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:40, archived)
# Bah
i think ill boycott this compo.

I know next to nothing about david icke (unlike the majority of the internets for some reason), so b3ta will fly right over my head in the coming 7 days
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:04, archived)