
And without end. Or so it seems so far.
Early days to see how well the lizards,
or the Old-Ones, have reined him.
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Thu 30 Apr 2009, 4:11,
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Early days to see how well the lizards,
or the Old-Ones, have reined him.

Or a pizza that has cheese on it. Any less on that pie
and you'd have to call it tomato soup soaked toast.
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Thu 30 Apr 2009, 4:30,
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and you'd have to call it tomato soup soaked toast.

and who the fucks eats pizza off plates?
WITH A KNIFE AND FORK, MAYBE?
AND A NAPKIN! HAHHAHH!

And one napkin per customer. No matter if you buy more than one slice.
They just stack them on one plate and grudgingly issue the one napkin.
Still, at 99 cents you can't expect much more. Boxes from the chains are
sometimes quite insane. Dip trays filled with sour canola oil tubs of goo. Yuck!
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Thu 30 Apr 2009, 4:47,
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They just stack them on one plate and grudgingly issue the one napkin.
Still, at 99 cents you can't expect much more. Boxes from the chains are
sometimes quite insane. Dip trays filled with sour canola oil tubs of goo. Yuck!

Oh no lets not, lets worry about fucking cardboard boxes for lazy assholes to eat pizza on. By Goerge! That'll save the polar bears up in the north!
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Thu 30 Apr 2009, 4:37,
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and the perforated box idea isn't even new
www.coolest-gadgets.com/20060505/the-pizza-coffin/
(though you could only really fit two or three slices in the fucker)
since they sold out and moved to the UK, Hell Pizza's gone to shit


I STILL THINK ABOUT THE PIZZA BLOG
BUT I HAVEN'T EATEN PIZZA IN A LONG LONG TIME
EXCEPT FOR THE OTHER DAY

a friend came round
and he was like
I AM ORDERING US SOME PIZZA
since there's a Dominos down the road
I have never eaten Dominos pizza before
but I have heard it is okay
but he was like
TRIPLE CHEESE CRUST, MOTHERFUCKERS?
and we were like
YES
and the topping was a bit sparse really
mostly capsicum and onion I think
but the cheese crust
wasn't really cheese
more like cheese sauce
and there was so much
not just the crust, but a layer of cheese sauce inside the whole base
the dough wasn't really cooked properly
but we ate it
all of it
I might try the thin base next time if there is a next time
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Thu 30 Apr 2009, 5:11,
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and he was like
I AM ORDERING US SOME PIZZA
since there's a Dominos down the road
I have never eaten Dominos pizza before
but I have heard it is okay
but he was like
TRIPLE CHEESE CRUST, MOTHERFUCKERS?
and we were like
YES
and the topping was a bit sparse really
mostly capsicum and onion I think
but the cheese crust
wasn't really cheese
more like cheese sauce
and there was so much
not just the crust, but a layer of cheese sauce inside the whole base
the dough wasn't really cooked properly
but we ate it
all of it
I might try the thin base next time if there is a next time

MAYBE I SHOULD EAT MORE PIZZA MAYBE

I still try and eat dominos from time to time which is a bit silly considering the amount of nice pizza places near me.
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Thu 30 Apr 2009, 5:16,
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LOOKS LIKE I'LL MAKING PIZZA THIS VERY WEEKEND, BABY

WE COULD BRING IT BACK MAYBE