:Dhow did we ever get by without computers?
This is brilliant you cunting knob loon
(This is brilliant you cunting knob loon
Prof UnderCover evitable,
Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:58,
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In 2002 I wrote some words to accompany this imageEaster 2002
The Wasp Box's Easter message: Easter, the heart of Spring. Egg-laying bunnies, hot cross bonnets, chocolate-flavoured novelty breasts, nailing David Icke to a tree to expunge our sins, whilst thieves are given licence to steal our hearts and minds. Before the cock has crowed Wogan will have disowned him three times and Brian Clough will betray him. And our Pilot today, Captain Jimmy Hill, washes his hands -- in goat's piss. Three days later David rose from the grave to roam the Earth gorging on the blood of virgins and frightening old ladies with his space lizards and humongous, decomposing genitals. Is this what Easter means to you? To the Wasp Box it means four days off and the stench of rotting daffodils. A bearded messiah, son of man, preaching peace and love? The Wasp Box sees only war and wonderful sins of the flesh. The Wasp Box would have put him behind a bigger stone. And cut off his genitals so he can't breed. The Wasp Box has told you before, the Wasp Box is the second coming and it's polishing its sting in anticipation of summer.
(The Wasp Box's Easter message: Easter, the heart of Spring. Egg-laying bunnies, hot cross bonnets, chocolate-flavoured novelty breasts, nailing David Icke to a tree to expunge our sins, whilst thieves are given licence to steal our hearts and minds. Before the cock has crowed Wogan will have disowned him three times and Brian Clough will betray him. And our Pilot today, Captain Jimmy Hill, washes his hands -- in goat's piss. Three days later David rose from the grave to roam the Earth gorging on the blood of virgins and frightening old ladies with his space lizards and humongous, decomposing genitals. Is this what Easter means to you? To the Wasp Box it means four days off and the stench of rotting daffodils. A bearded messiah, son of man, preaching peace and love? The Wasp Box sees only war and wonderful sins of the flesh. The Wasp Box would have put him behind a bigger stone. And cut off his genitals so he can't breed. The Wasp Box has told you before, the Wasp Box is the second coming and it's polishing its sting in anticipation of summer.
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:00,
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the words helpbut not in the way you'd expect
all the naughty words have given me a chubby
(all the naughty words have given me a chubby
Prof UnderCover evitable,
Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:08,
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