A very old one...
A pre-internet, pre-photoshop (almost pre-computer) newspaper cut out of Icke's face pritt-sticked onto a drawing, now scanned for your displeasure. (I have worked out that I made this in 1990 and scanned it in 2002, if anyone cares)
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:56,
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:Dhow did we ever get by without computers?
This is brilliant you cunting knob loon
(This is brilliant you cunting knob loon
Prof UnderCover evitable,
Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:58,
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In 2002 I wrote some words to accompany this imageEaster 2002
The Wasp Box's Easter message: Easter, the heart of Spring. Egg-laying bunnies, hot cross bonnets, chocolate-flavoured novelty breasts, nailing David Icke to a tree to expunge our sins, whilst thieves are given licence to steal our hearts and minds. Before the cock has crowed Wogan will have disowned him three times and Brian Clough will betray him. And our Pilot today, Captain Jimmy Hill, washes his hands -- in goat's piss. Three days later David rose from the grave to roam the Earth gorging on the blood of virgins and frightening old ladies with his space lizards and humongous, decomposing genitals. Is this what Easter means to you? To the Wasp Box it means four days off and the stench of rotting daffodils. A bearded messiah, son of man, preaching peace and love? The Wasp Box sees only war and wonderful sins of the flesh. The Wasp Box would have put him behind a bigger stone. And cut off his genitals so he can't breed. The Wasp Box has told you before, the Wasp Box is the second coming and it's polishing its sting in anticipation of summer.
(The Wasp Box's Easter message: Easter, the heart of Spring. Egg-laying bunnies, hot cross bonnets, chocolate-flavoured novelty breasts, nailing David Icke to a tree to expunge our sins, whilst thieves are given licence to steal our hearts and minds. Before the cock has crowed Wogan will have disowned him three times and Brian Clough will betray him. And our Pilot today, Captain Jimmy Hill, washes his hands -- in goat's piss. Three days later David rose from the grave to roam the Earth gorging on the blood of virgins and frightening old ladies with his space lizards and humongous, decomposing genitals. Is this what Easter means to you? To the Wasp Box it means four days off and the stench of rotting daffodils. A bearded messiah, son of man, preaching peace and love? The Wasp Box sees only war and wonderful sins of the flesh. The Wasp Box would have put him behind a bigger stone. And cut off his genitals so he can't breed. The Wasp Box has told you before, the Wasp Box is the second coming and it's polishing its sting in anticipation of summer.
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:00,
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the words helpbut not in the way you'd expect
all the naughty words have given me a chubby
(all the naughty words have given me a chubby
Prof UnderCover evitable,
Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:08,
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hahahait's got a touch of the Victor Ambrus about it
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:58,
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What no click for bigger?Very good arts is that.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:59,
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This.
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:00,
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I too was distressed at the lack of biggerI appear to have fucked up the scanning (in 2002 it seems)
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:01,
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