If your name was Real Leather
I'd force you to have a handlebar moustache and a codpiece like bloody Cameo or something. OH, and a stetson.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
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I got a purdy mouth
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:41,
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Chaps. I'd make you wear chaps.
CHAPS.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:44,
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