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[challenge entry] A poem

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(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:16, archived)
# :D
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:17, archived)
# uh-oh - thread deletion above^^^
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:27, archived)
# good show
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:27, archived)
# Eh? It vanished!
What the hell is wrong with people *bangs head against screen*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:27, archived)
# *crash*
those flatscreens aren't nearly as sturdy, are they
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:29, archived)
# Haha true!
but they don't give you eye-cancer
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:30, archived)
# people are so naughty
I'm going to send them VERY BAD VIBES
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:29, archived)
# Slimy ones with no batteries.
Made out of bread.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:30, archived)
# With no bread batteries
Most people turn into zombies and attack
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Haha
Wasn't it on QI that they talked about the ancient greeks using bread for this purpose?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Keine Ahnung.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:34, archived)
# "Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?"
just made me think of kelly's heroes... :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:31, archived)
# you gotta stop digging all those negative waves, baby
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:33, archived)
# It was the lizards what done it
*trembles
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:30, archived)
# *claps heartily*
Excellent work, Tom O'Awesome Shoes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:18, archived)
# someone at a party on friday saw my shoes and asked if i was tom o'bedlam off B3ta.
i glee'd
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:23, archived)
# You shit me? Who were they?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:24, archived)
# a chap who lurks here sometimes.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Do I need these?
www.newlook.co.uk/women/footwear/ankle_boots/1638927/163892718/productdetails.aspx?vid=1638942&language=en-GB

they're in the sale AND retro AND real suede.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:25, archived)
# yes but only because you knwo how to dress
maybe with that really bright corset of yours
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:27, archived)
# I hadn't even thought of that.
YOU have an excellent brain.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:27, archived)
# hells yeah i do :)
i'm writing a short story about an evil stage magician who infects his audience with diseases. Its going to be called Bastardo the Astounding
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:32, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:34, archived)
# only if you want to look like Pocahontas
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:32, archived)
# Captain Smith and Pocahontas
Had a very mad affair
When her daddy tried to kill him
She said 'Daddy now don't you dare- he gives me fever'


*Sings*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:33, archived)
# thats one of the sexiest songs ever
especially when its sung by big black ladies with really throaty voices


*melts*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:35, archived)
# :(
Not even little ginger ladies that have been singing it for years?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:36, archived)
# i bet that could do the job
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:39, archived)
# It's done it before.
Not to you, unless there's something you remember and I'm not allowed to (he was there, I was there and so were our friends- the genitals).
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:41, archived)
# *phwoars*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:43, archived)
# If you weren't so gleeful and you had a different coat...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:43, archived)
# i'd be me, on a bad day, wearing a different coat?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Exactly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:47, archived)
# haha
I say get the boots, they are cheap.

And looking at the sizes available I'm guessing that they use about the same amount of suede for that pair of boots as my new pair of trainers ;P
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:37, archived)
# I'm a size 6, that's not that small.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:38, archived)
# I wasn't saying it was a small size
And don't forget my perception on size is highly skewed
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:41, archived)
# You're some sort of one-eyed leviathan?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:43, archived)
# Hehe
My depth perception is fine but leviathan is too nicer word...
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:46, archived)
# I think the fringing is too long
/pointlessly critical blog
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:40, archived)
# Well I can trim it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:41, archived)
# oh yes
I really ought to think about things a bit more
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:51, archived)
# was there a post-it note on your shoes
saying "Ask me if I'm Tom O'Bedlam off b3ta"?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:25, archived)
# even better, my shoes actually say "tom o'bedlam" on the side
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Easy ways to make me squeal my tits off in the middle of Soho include
showing me shoes with your name on.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:26, archived)
# you'd love me then, my real name is "hi-tech"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:33, archived)
# PHWOAR
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:34, archived)
# pleased to meet you
signed
Real Leather Upper
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:35, archived)
# If your name was Real Leather
I'd force you to have a handlebar moustache and a codpiece like bloody Cameo or something. OH, and a stetson.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:37, archived)
# I got a purdy mouth
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:41, archived)
# Chaps. I'd make you wear chaps.
CHAPS.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:44, archived)
# you made me office-lol, dammit, YOU HAVE NO SOLE!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:38, archived)
# *gets out tipp-ex and writes name on shoes*
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:00, archived)
# hahahha, that is so very WOO!
*click!!*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:18, archived)
# thank you kindly
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:28, archived)
# oh this is lovely
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:19, archived)
# wake up sheeple!
aren't my acheingly satirical images waking you up to the falsity of your world of perceptions?

no? aspartame? ASPARTAME!



have you already entered all you catnippp stuff?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:29, archived)
# haha, sorry I didn't get this message til now
I entered my Icke last night in a fit of stoned glee as I'd just found out what the new compo was.

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 17:03, archived)
# Hooray!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:20, archived)
# Transformer, David Icke in disguise!
WOO *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:20, archived)
# david icke, more than meets the eye!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:24, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:27, archived)
# thank the lord
for you
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:20, archived)
# i'm the chosen son of the godhead
don'tchaknow?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:25, archived)
# haha, this is good
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:21, archived)
# Beautifully done, sir
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:21, archived)
# thank you very much :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:23, archived)
# May your *clicks* be plentiful....
You got one from me :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:25, archived)
# huzzah :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:30, archived)
# arf!
Edit: DELEEEETER!!!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Excellent
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Haha
the truth is out
:D
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:28, archived)
# Wonderful, mate
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Nicke

Couldn't get the font.

PS - replying rather than starting new post. I take it everyone would prefer that if I'm posting more than a couple of images a day.
(thefuckestuppest cheapened this, on, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:57, archived)
# its a shame that no one will see this. its dead good
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:03, archived)
# Glad you like it
I didn't want to open a new thread, as I already did 2 today. Don't want to be labelled a spammer.
(thefuckestuppest cheapened this, on, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:11, archived)
# i want
dem kicks. stamp on face all day long! la la la
(I helped save b3ta! awsm! namaste bitches, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:41, archived)