b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » XXX » Message 9408502 (Thread)

# i'm 5'6'/7' depending on how i've slept
i'm a little teapot
i'm not sure where i'm going with this
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:33, archived)
# You've got a very nice hat.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:34, archived)
# i could flex in 25 positions
But I only work here to pay my tuition
Yo, tantalizing teaser
Table-top pleaser
Give me what I need
a Mastercard
a visa
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:37, archived)
# I need broon, he'd be able to tell me what this is.
As it stands, I shall have to be Captain Whitey and say 'eh?'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:38, archived)
# you're just not ghetto enough
Just cuz she dances go-go
It dont make her a ho, no
Maxine, put your dance shoes on
We going to the disco
We gonna elope to meeeexico
Called up my mama, said Im in love with a stripper, yo
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:41, archived)
# You're posher than I am by far
you're about as ghetto as Princess Anne.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:42, archived)
# pffffft
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:44, archived)
# Compared to him I'm the artful dodger.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:45, archived)
# *recognising that he cannot hope to win this ghetto-off, our hero retreats to lick his wounds*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:47, archived)
# It's a good thing
class is a rare thing these days. Certainly my attempts to feign it fall somewhat short of the mark.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:48, archived)
# *safely tucks away handkerchief*
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:48, archived)
# You just made my heart all warm, remembering.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:48, archived)
# #yoooooouuuuuuuuve, got to pick a pocket or two...BOYS!#
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:49, archived)
# I think I recognise it
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:45, archived)
# Golddigger
Kanye West? Puffy Dad? The Reelly Reelly Nawty Boys? The Big Tuff Boys That Look Strong And Tuff?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:55, archived)