He'll get a nasty paper cut doing that.Or soggy pages... wait ...that was one of Shaw's.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Fri 1 May 2009, 6:30,
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If he slams the book shut, he could be in trouble
BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Fri 1 May 2009, 6:38,
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