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# GOVERNEMTN HELTH WARNING: DO NOT READ IN BED
 


THAT'S WHEN THEY GET YOU
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 1 May 2009, 6:12, archived)
# THIS IS 100% FACT!
I HAVE THE SCARS TO PROVE IT.

ALSO
Indents and welts.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 1 May 2009, 6:14, archived)
# THE TEXT IS MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 1 May 2009, 6:17, archived)
# READING IN BED HAS GIVEN ME MASSIVE HARD STOPS IN ALL OF MY CREVICES
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Fri 1 May 2009, 6:18, archived)
# This is true.
I fell asleep halfway through a Guardian editorial a few nights ago,
and woke up thinking New Labour deserved the benefit of the doubt.

Now that's some powerful mojo.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 1 May 2009, 6:22, archived)
# Unlikely, as it would have come out as "burnafit of the debt".
Not that I speal any butter than they or annething.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 1 May 2009, 6:25, archived)
# turn a new page with a big pe*n_i*s.
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 1 May 2009, 6:25, archived)
# He'll get a nasty paper cut doing that.
Or soggy pages... wait ...that was one of Shaw's.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 1 May 2009, 6:30, archived)
# If he slams the book shut, he could be in trouble
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 1 May 2009, 6:38, archived)
# IT MUST BE BOOK ON EXERCISING THE BONER
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 1 May 2009, 6:37, archived)
# hee haw!
at the public urinals
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 1 May 2009, 6:46, archived)
# TOILET GRAFFITI IS JUST ANOTHER ART FORM
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 1 May 2009, 6:47, archived)
# turn a page with jedi-eyebrow twitch!
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Fri 1 May 2009, 6:47, archived)
# i hav never red a book but i dnt fink i need 2 neway.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 1 May 2009, 6:48, archived)