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# Corn flakes are an offense to the culinary gods.
Most breakfast cereals are in fact. No food should
ever be covered with cold milk.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 1 May 2009, 7:31, archived)
# I wonder who ever said, "Hey everyone, i've got a great idea - Let's poor milk on top of food!"
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 1 May 2009, 7:33, archived)
# Didn't Jesus preach something like that once?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 1 May 2009, 7:36, archived)
# I think it was L Ron Hubbard's grandfather.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 1 May 2009, 7:37, archived)
# That assmaster? He never said anything good.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 1 May 2009, 7:42, archived)
# This is because he sees money
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 1 May 2009, 7:54, archived)
# A strange and paranoid old man with a bowel fetish.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 1 May 2009, 7:37, archived)
# YOGHURT ENEMAS FOR EVERYBODY
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Fri 1 May 2009, 7:43, archived)
# FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU---
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 1 May 2009, 7:46, archived)
# Awaken the enema within
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 1 May 2009, 7:48, archived)
# the other gods laugh at the gods of culination though
it's pretty much the work experience department
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 1 May 2009, 7:56, archived)
# Perhaps, but if you look at what many of those gods eat you'll find they have no tastes.
Souls, uncooked still beating hearts and the occasional flamebroiled whole goat.
Ambrosia might be the only thing in their diet that has any positive qualities at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 1 May 2009, 8:01, archived)
# mmm
custard of the gods
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 1 May 2009, 8:17, archived)