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# This cat is walking to town to buy drugs.


Tell me what you think about cornflakes in 10 words.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 1 May 2009, 7:21, archived)
# HE HAS A DOUG ADDICTION
Cornflakes are really really really really really really really bland.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 1 May 2009, 7:24, archived)
# Ahahaha ahaha ahaha
hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 1 May 2009, 7:48, archived)
# I knew it.
Yep this pigs pic has certainly been flying around the internets.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 1 May 2009, 7:56, archived)
#
Cornflakes are special K's ginger cousin.
(Mrs Ballunatic counting calories, not votes., Fri 1 May 2009, 7:27, archived)
# cornflakes look like sexually transmitted diseases in a cardboard box.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 1 May 2009, 7:29, archived)
# Some people get them every morning
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 1 May 2009, 7:32, archived)
# Corn flakes are an offense to the culinary gods.
Most breakfast cereals are in fact. No food should
ever be covered with cold milk.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 1 May 2009, 7:31, archived)
# I wonder who ever said, "Hey everyone, i've got a great idea - Let's poor milk on top of food!"
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 1 May 2009, 7:33, archived)
# Didn't Jesus preach something like that once?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 1 May 2009, 7:36, archived)
# I think it was L Ron Hubbard's grandfather.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 1 May 2009, 7:37, archived)
# That assmaster? He never said anything good.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 1 May 2009, 7:42, archived)
# This is because he sees money
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 1 May 2009, 7:54, archived)
# A strange and paranoid old man with a bowel fetish.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 1 May 2009, 7:37, archived)
# YOGHURT ENEMAS FOR EVERYBODY
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 1 May 2009, 7:43, archived)
# FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU---
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 1 May 2009, 7:46, archived)
# Awaken the enema within
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 1 May 2009, 7:48, archived)
# the other gods laugh at the gods of culination though
it's pretty much the work experience department
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 1 May 2009, 7:56, archived)
# Perhaps, but if you look at what many of those gods eat you'll find they have no tastes.
Souls, uncooked still beating hearts and the occasional flamebroiled whole goat.
Ambrosia might be the only thing in their diet that has any positive qualities at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 1 May 2009, 8:01, archived)
# mmm
custard of the gods
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 1 May 2009, 8:17, archived)
# I'll take some E, Speed and K please, with a side order of Nitrous Oxide,
and cornflakes are the most boring breakfast cereal in teh world ever, even porridge is more fun.
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# Cornflakes will always lose in a direct fight with bread

Are you still up, or up already?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 May 2009, 7:35, archived)
# Still.
Hello.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 1 May 2009, 7:37, archived)
# Hey
You don't sleep very much, do you?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 May 2009, 7:37, archived)
# Not massively.
Usually: work, pub, doss. In that order.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 1 May 2009, 7:39, archived)
# Wrong order.
Drink, sleep, ad infinitum.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 1 May 2009, 7:42, archived)
# It's like watching tennis. Only better.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 1 May 2009, 7:43, archived)
# Wasted
Sleep drinker, is sleep drinking.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 1 May 2009, 7:46, archived)
# I collect cornflakes. I have one with Jesus's face on.
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 1 May 2009, 7:36, archived)
# ^ Arse face cat

Cornflakes are the dried sperm of mighty ancient love gods
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 1 May 2009, 7:40, archived)
# that is a good cat
i like cornflakes
they taste great
because of
sodium ascorbate
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 1 May 2009, 7:53, archived)
# cornflakes are not edible until they become crunchy nut cornflakes
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 1 May 2009, 8:20, archived)