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# mine's gonna be cardboard
it says so in my will
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:03, archived)
# I want a fancydress wake above a pub
with my corpse in a deckchair
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:04, archived)
# you can hold the coats
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:06, archived)
# I suspect I won't care.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:07, archived)
# all the guests can tell the bar staff that you will pick up the tab at the end of the night
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:08, archived)
# Then stick him in a taxi with a £20 in his top pocket
just say he's had too much, it'll be the death of him
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:11, archived)