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# been dun?
(I helped save b3ta! z0mb13e has a bee in his botnet, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:59, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:00, archived)
# Haha, I was waiting for that
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:01, archived)
# It has a hypnotic appeal
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:02, archived)
# LIKE THIS

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:02, archived)
# haha
needs more palsy
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 May 2009, 11:04, archived)
# CAREFUL, YOU MAY ANGER THE CRAB IF YOU CONTINUE

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:05, archived)
# They are hypnotic o.O O.o o.O O.o
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:08, archived)
# WHO IS THE CRAB?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 May 2009, 11:08, archived)
# Do not question the crab
just obay
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:12, archived)
# Reminds me of this
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:12, archived)
# HA HA HA
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:19, archived)
# I have returned from the big city with a cough
I was in a lift when someone sneezed. They said "It's OK - I haven't swine flu" That's when I thought "I bet he has swine flu" I then read in the London Evening Metro Standard Lite that 94,000 people were going to die in London, and I thought "best get home quick then."
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 May 2009, 11:01, archived)
# It's not the cough that carries you off
It's the coffin they carry you off in
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:02, archived)
# +ing
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:03, archived)
# Nope, no ing's required at the present
I'll save it for later though
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:07, archived)
# mine's gonna be cardboard
it says so in my will
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 May 2009, 11:03, archived)
# I want a fancydress wake above a pub
with my corpse in a deckchair
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:04, archived)
# you can hold the coats
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 May 2009, 11:06, archived)
# I suspect I won't care.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:07, archived)
# all the guests can tell the bar staff that you will pick up the tab at the end of the night
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 May 2009, 11:08, archived)
# Then stick him in a taxi with a £20 in his top pocket
just say he's had too much, it'll be the death of him
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:11, archived)
# Nothing like the London Freebies
for raising awreness rather than inducing unwarranted panic
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:03, archived)
# are they related to our Freebs?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 May 2009, 11:07, archived)
# He's more informative
so probably not
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:10, archived)
# So that's 2% of the population, and flu mostly kills elderly people.
I fancy my chances.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:07, archived)
# I fancy your tits
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 May 2009, 11:07, archived)
# Join the back of the queue
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:09, archived)
# bah!
can't I just grab a quick reacharound from the back?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 May 2009, 11:11, archived)
# Ok, but no tweaking
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:13, archived)
# 94,000? Good, might make it easier to get the train in the evenings.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:12, archived)
# ^this^
there's clearly too many people in London as it is
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:19, archived)
# That's probably nearly as many
as died from malaria in the last minute*

*made up statistic
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:22, archived)
# Taxi for zomb13e !
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 1 May 2009, 11:01, archived)
# I'll get my coat...
(I helped save b3ta! z0mb13e has a bee in his botnet, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:26, archived)
# Lolcat jokes or pigs?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:02, archived)
# PIG!
(I helped save b3ta! Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:16, archived)
# nope not seen anything about pigs round here
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:02, archived)
# I could really do with a bacon sarnie right now...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:11, archived)
# Arf!




(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 1 May 2009, 11:13, archived)
# Hmmm

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:20, archived)
# hahahahaha
menthol
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:25, archived)
# I'm going to stop pretending I know how to use Photoshop now...
(I helped save b3ta! z0mb13e has a bee in his botnet, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:46, archived)