
I was in a lift when someone sneezed. They said "It's OK - I haven't swine flu" That's when I thought "I bet he has swine flu" I then read in the London Evening Metro Standard Lite that 94,000 people were going to die in London, and I thought "best get home quick then."
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Fri 1 May 2009, 11:01,
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It's the coffin they carry you off in
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Fri 1 May 2009, 11:02,
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I'll save it for later though
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Fri 1 May 2009, 11:07,
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with my corpse in a deckchair
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just say he's had too much, it'll be the death of him
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Fri 1 May 2009, 11:11,
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for raising awreness rather than inducing unwarranted panic
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Fri 1 May 2009, 11:03,
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I fancy my chances.
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