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# been dun?
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:59, archived)
#

(, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:00, archived)
# Haha, I was waiting for that
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:01, archived)
# It has a hypnotic appeal
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:02, archived)
# LIKE THIS

(, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:02, archived)
# haha
needs more palsy
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:04, archived)
# CAREFUL, YOU MAY ANGER THE CRAB IF YOU CONTINUE

(, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:05, archived)
# They are hypnotic o.O O.o o.O O.o
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:08, archived)
# WHO IS THE CRAB?
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:08, archived)
# Do not question the crab
just obay
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:12, archived)
# Reminds me of this
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:12, archived)
# HA HA HA
:D
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:19, archived)
# I have returned from the big city with a cough
I was in a lift when someone sneezed. They said "It's OK - I haven't swine flu" That's when I thought "I bet he has swine flu" I then read in the London Evening Metro Standard Lite that 94,000 people were going to die in London, and I thought "best get home quick then."
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:01, archived)
# It's not the cough that carries you off
It's the coffin they carry you off in
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:02, archived)
# +ing
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:03, archived)
# Nope, no ing's required at the present
I'll save it for later though
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:07, archived)
# mine's gonna be cardboard
it says so in my will
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:03, archived)
# I want a fancydress wake above a pub
with my corpse in a deckchair
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:04, archived)
# you can hold the coats
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:06, archived)
# I suspect I won't care.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:07, archived)
# all the guests can tell the bar staff that you will pick up the tab at the end of the night
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:08, archived)
# Then stick him in a taxi with a £20 in his top pocket
just say he's had too much, it'll be the death of him
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:11, archived)
# Nothing like the London Freebies
for raising awreness rather than inducing unwarranted panic
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:03, archived)
# are they related to our Freebs?
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:07, archived)
# He's more informative
so probably not
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:10, archived)
# So that's 2% of the population, and flu mostly kills elderly people.
I fancy my chances.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:07, archived)
# I fancy your tits
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:07, archived)
# Join the back of the queue
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:09, archived)
# bah!
can't I just grab a quick reacharound from the back?
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:11, archived)
# Ok, but no tweaking
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:13, archived)
# 94,000? Good, might make it easier to get the train in the evenings.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:12, archived)
# ^this^
there's clearly too many people in London as it is
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:19, archived)
# That's probably nearly as many
as died from malaria in the last minute*

*made up statistic
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:22, archived)
# Taxi for zomb13e !
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:01, archived)
# I'll get my coat...
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:26, archived)
# Lolcat jokes or pigs?
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:02, archived)
# PIG!
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:16, archived)
# nope not seen anything about pigs round here
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:02, archived)
# I could really do with a bacon sarnie right now...
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:11, archived)
# Arf!




(, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:13, archived)
# Hmmm

(, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:20, archived)
# hahahahaha
menthol
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:25, archived)
# I'm going to stop pretending I know how to use Photoshop now...
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:46, archived)