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# First female Poet Laureate named - Shane Ritchie

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8027767.stm
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 1 May 2009, 11:52, archived)
# what a stupid job
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 May 2009, 11:54, archived)
# What a stupid job
They must think I'm a knob
Having said all this
it's a piece of piss
They pay me fuckloads
To write a few odes
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:57, archived)
# I think we have our second female poet Laureat lined up!
Anyone know Pam Ayres' number?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 May 2009, 11:58, archived)
# :-(
this is like, the 7th time I've fucking posted this. STICK, DAMN YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:00, archived)
# Pfft. Amateur. No one rhymes in their poems these days

/traumatised from GCSE English Lit
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:59, archived)
# haha
I went
to the shop
and
saw a guy reading
Razzle while
frottaging a


pram




(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:01, archived)
# Yeah, stupid.
£10,000 £5,000 a year, and you don't actually have to write anything. Stupid.
I'll try and find a link.
www.guardian.co.uk/books/2009/mar/21/andrew-motion-poet-laureate1
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:18, archived)
# Poet L'oReate
Because we're word-fit
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:56, archived)
# *winds back spangapult*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 May 2009, 11:57, archived)
# You ought to be sentenced to death for that one
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:00, archived)
# Shane Ritchie's poet laureate?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:58, archived)
# he's a glory-tit
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 May 2009, 11:59, archived)