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# Absolutely.
The only person who loves me more than me is the alternate reality me. But he's too busy fighting off the reptilian overlords who are attempting to get through the rift and take over our world. Or something.
(, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:43, archived)
# why /do/ the reptiles want to take over?
has anyone asked them? perhaps it's all some sort of misunderstanding...
(, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:46, archived)
# I think they want our flies,
but the world will die if we let them take our insects/water/bodily fluids/dapper suits.

We must resist.
(, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:49, archived)