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[challenge entry] icke loves himself
this much

From the David Icke challenge. See all 190 entries (closed)

(whowotme nipple clamps, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:37, archived)
# But if you could, wouldn't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:39, archived)
# Only if the other me shaved his back and arse so I could pretend he was a girl.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:40, archived)
# I try not to even look at myself in the mirror if it can be avoided.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:41, archived)
# ^this
(which sometimes means I leave the house looking a bit of a fool, but hey :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:43, archived)
# erm
it depends what my clone was wearing
(whowotme nipple clamps, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:41, archived)
# Absolutely.
The only person who loves me more than me is the alternate reality me. But he's too busy fighting off the reptilian overlords who are attempting to get through the rift and take over our world. Or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:43, archived)
# why /do/ the reptiles want to take over?
has anyone asked them? perhaps it's all some sort of misunderstanding...
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:46, archived)
# I think they want our flies,
but the world will die if we let them take our insects/water/bodily fluids/dapper suits.

We must resist.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:49, archived)
# He's got the shakes.
Probably something the government puts in the air or whatever.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:40, archived)
# looking at recent photographs of David
does anyone agree with me that he looks like a fat alcoholic just a few steps away from a heart attack?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:45, archived)
# He's certainly not a fit-looking man.
I can certainly more easily picture him slumped over a small table in the corner of a pub than as a former professional sportsman.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:48, archived)
# i worked in that shop :D
best job i had! no bumming tho..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sun 3 May 2009, 1:04, archived)